Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

March 3rd I believe

 

Noice! Are you ready?

 

Ya... I'm coming out and leaving the wife and kiddo here for a bit... Will give me time to find a house and sell this one

 

Don't think anything is scheduled... Should make you guys come up to the north side...

 

I once called a buddy of mine from an Austin number and identified myself as someone from the Office of the Texas AG. I informed him that since he had been five years behind in his child support, he could either immediately pay the full amount over the phone or face wage garnishment, interception of his tax refund, and be charged with contempt of court.

I have never seen someone explode with such rage as he did over the phone. He said that child support was already being taken from his check, the parental test showed it wasn't his kid, his ex girlfriend was an All-Star whore, and when I stated that he was lying, he started calling me names that don't even exist (I remember he called me a ****** baboon dog).

Needless to say, when I told him that who it actually was and that it was a prank, he wasn't happy. Started calling me more names. I laughed and told him that I'd take care of the child support "mistake". He didn't talk to me for awhile after that.

Still so worth it.

good for the both of y'all. Such displays of honor are rare.

 

that was fucking great. I added ****** baboon dog to the bank

 

Biscuits I found your match on tinder

 

The best part? I had no idea that he was paying child support or anything related to that.

Lol why do you say that?

Edit

What the hell is Tinder?

 

It's like GoWaiter but for sex

 

Just remember

 

Oh Lawdy. I'm sure the Lady will love that.

 

pm my buddy greeneggsandspam (david). he's spot on with photoshop.

 

I think someone already shopped it for him

 

Ello

 

hola

quiet night in here.

 

Indeed

 

Kase, just say no to gauges...