The Useless Posts Thread

dont remember everything, but here it goes.

So there i am, sitting in my HS stadium before a varsity soccer game (watching jv game i guess) hanging out with some friends and a girl i have a crush on (my current crush...i didnt know her while i was in hs so thats weird that shes in it.)

some sketchy guy comes and starts to hit on her, i just let it pass since i have to go get ready for the game.

game starts, ball moves around, blah blah blah. my teammate is around the 6 and drops it back to me since he doesnt have a shot and i do. I take the shot from just outside of the 18 and put it in the upper left. Goal.

Shortly after the ball is down near their goal again. just after a teammate shoots, all the stadium lights go out. i am still tracking the ball which hit the far side post. i get the rebound put it in the lower right (near post). goal...in the dark.

goal doesn't count, ball goes to the 6. ball is played down the right side of the field where there now is a oddly shaped triangle made out of beer cans (hs stadium no alcohol allowed.)

all the players assume that its just some cans on the field. All parents are now freaking the fuck out. Most players knows WTF the parents are freaking out due to. The ones that do know what is going on are sprinting to the sidelines and taking some of their teammates with them. Eventually everyone is forcefully pulled off and told to go in the locker room.

I go and check on my crush to make sure she's alright or if she knows wtf is going on. Lots of people around her are crying. ohhhhh fuck. She's holding some little girl in her arms.

I ask whats going on, why is everybody freaking the fuck out. Now like 6 people are trying to talk to me at the same time. Everybody stops and my crush keeps talking. All I hear is "this little girls babysitter was just murdered."

Explanations keep coming, and the whole entire time I am eyeing down the sketcy dude who is still lurking around near my crush.

Then I woke up.

Oh and the weird triangle... There is some serial killer running around Wexford (the suburb of Pittsburgh where I live) and leaving this as his mark (in my dream.)

 

i say he needs to get checked.

 

yeah, and the thing is...I never even played varsity soccer. I had two ACL reconstructions by the time I got to 10th grade (JV) and just stopped playing.


i think it has something to do with me waking up before 8am all week. being up this early is fucking with my head!

 

dude Fred if theres a oddly shaped triangle near you...FUCKING RUN

 

bitch i got enough guns not to worry about some killer.

dude im going to mcdonks too! and yes they sell them 247

 

set down son. anyways you call me a fatty and your the one eating popcorn this early in the day? haha

i got my mcdicks but i fucking forgot to get an apple pie!

 

oh herro

 

Morning everybody.

 

FRIDAY![FONT=verdana,arial][/FONT][FONT=verdana,arial][/FONT]

 

Did you leave your computer on last night? Because it said you were viewing the UPT for hours.

 

Nice chicken.

 

Not a chicken!

Thats a nice cock.