60+ year old thread.

Crap ... I'll stick with the bears.

Gotta ask, how do you get your hook back from a 4 footer? I'm guessing that's still not easy. It's illegal to shoot 'em, right?

 

That's awesome! ^^^^

 

Here I go, I'll start a real discussion with this one. I've been watching the world news with the situation in Ukraine, as I'm sure you guys and girls have. I have been a gun owner since I was fourteen. As I've gotten older, I must confess, I've had thoughts, maybe we have gotten out of control in this country with our right to bear arms. Now, I watch Ukrainians defending themselves from a dictatorial government with bricks, bats, molitov cocktails, tires, and whatever they can find and now I tell myself, no you fool, our forefathers put "the right to bear arms" in the Constitution for a reason, and here is an example why.

 

Feel bad for them, they were free for a week or so but now thats gone.. The new ussr is going to do what they want over there. the eu will do nothing and the USA thats a joke now. Looks like the world only has one leader with balls & he is on the other side

 

That is the truest and saddest thing I've read in a long time.

Makes me sick.

 

You will love this one,,,
Breaking News: Secretary of State Kerry warns Russia of grave consequences if they invade the Ukraine. Russia responds by invading the Ukraine.

Meanwhile, President Obama vows to support the Ukrainians.

"If you like your country, you can keep your country," the president said.

 

Here's what they do with the small ones (3 1/2ft.) in Australia

 

!@#$%@$&*(()%&**^
And that's all I'll say about that.

ME TOO! I hate snakes.

Been waiting to see what kind of hit we're gonna take on TRICARE. My Chief's gonna flip ... he still goes on a rant every so often about the $50 a month we pay now. "Dammit Rob, they told me free when I enlisted and shipped off to Vietnam; $50 a month is NOT FREE!"

 

Penis Surgery





A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot.The doctor comes
in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably
won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going
to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, however, your penis was
severed in the accident and we couldn't find it."

The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance
compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch."

The man perks up.

"So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I
understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is
something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before
and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine
incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might
be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a
decision."

The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.

The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?"

"Yes I have," says the man.

"And has she helped you make a decision?"

"Yes" says the man.

"What is your decision?" asks the doctor

"We're getting granite counter tops.

 

Afternoon all:


I have an idea!
Maby they should cut the senators, congressmen, supreme court justices, and anyone else riding the gravy train; and give the savings to military personnel.
NEVER HAPPEN!
OH YEA; it looks like we just sent 1 BILLION to the Ukraine. They need it more than we do!

 

KERRY !!!!

What a joke he is! I've heard that he has spent his entire life trying to figure out why his sister had a brother and he didn't.

Tex

 

john the war hero

 

Did he even see any action?!?!

here's another tidbit...now we'll be sucking canal water

http://t.money.msn.com/top-stocks/alan-simpson-us-could-hit-the-skids-in-10-years

 

FIXED IT FOR YA..... hehehe

 

Yea one night when he was drunk he saw two suck whores
Go at each other with butterfly knives in the ally behind the O club over a 5$ tip

 

Never did get to finish it..The VN police & MPs showed up so kerry threw his ribbons at them & ran off

 

evening gents

it's too late to read the articles on the links you guys posted, or I'll never sleep tonight