Oregon and Washington BS thread

no wonder your childless... haha

 

cuz i'm smart and pull out let's weight kids vs no kids...

Kids = less sleep, less motocross, less video games, expensive, less poker, less masturbating.

No kids = shit ton of sleep, motocross every weekend, video games every night, poker on weekends, tons of personal satisfaction time. Use all money for hobbies

Pretty damn sure i can wait a few years for kids at minimum.

 

I have too many friends around my age that are married with one or two kids... their lives suck, and they complain to me about it.

 

hahah AGREED! I am the only girl out of all my friends that is not pregnant or doesnt already have a child. Kinda weird but I dont mind. I spend all my money on my trucks.. horses.. bikes.. and hopefully house in the next year or so lol

 

Having a kid is awesome.

You have to give a bit of your own freedom away, but the reward is a little badass mini version of you (and hot mama).

 

In time that will come - perhaps when i've broken enough bones as of now i'm just too selfish I wana play every damn day

 

x2. I LOVE kids...


when I can give them back to their parents

 

Im looking forward to having a kid. Not too long ago i really didnt want any, but the more i hang around my friends and their little ones, the more i want one of my own!

 

yup yup yup yup yup yup yup - kinda fucked, but last night i was at a frozen yogurt place, and a young mom had three kids with her, she yelled at the boy for adding a couple extra gummies to his bowl. She said unless he's paying for it then he can't have that much. (Probably would have cost an extra $0.25, and the kid was like 8). Her total bill was under $20.

I was like WTF....

 

Its contagious I swear! haha

 

I still would be just as happy without mine, but that's just me being selfish...

Once he gets a bit bigger and we can actually do more stuff, then it'll be all different.

 

I am working on talking my wifey into having little ones. Se said no for a long time, then she came up with 3 names, and the order of them.

Jonnie and Jamisyn, give yourselves another 7-8 years and children will be more appealing to you, whether with each other (I hope not) or with other people (for the sake of the world, I hope not this option either)

 

HEY NOW! I am perfectly capable of raising a badass son or daughter

 

o come on - a Tacoma/Motocross family....what could be better!

 

Hey, we gotta get McDonald's food from somewhere...

 

Yes, but we would get better service from the students in a special ed classroom than from any number of spawn from Jonnie. His accidents would be the morons that star in the Jackass movie.

 

hahah the only way it should be! Grow up wheeling and riding

Thats what we'll have your kids for

 

you mean the millionaires from jackass right...hahah

 

No I mean the dumbasses that will do the stupidest things for a shot of booze or 6 pack of cheap beer. They wouldn't think about getting money for it until somebody else tells them about it.

 

^^^^^

Mine is almost 12 now. I bitch and moan about having to coach his baseball and basketball teams, but in reality, I enjoy the shit out of it.

Also, I get to pass on my love of the outdoors (hunting, fishing, camping shooting) to mini-me. It is so satisfying to be out there, just him and I shooting the breeze, and seeing him enjoy this time as well.

That being said, I did not have him until I was 33, so I had my play time as well!