What does everybody look like?????

That's golden corral carpet right there.

 

& you clean up very nicely young lady.....

 

I read that so creepily in my head. Haha...love when you post!

 

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Why didn't I say this ???...

instead I said this....

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Like she was an appliance or something,

Damn I'm smooth, with lines like that its no wonder that girls look at me like i got a booger on my lip.....

 

Doug, there IS a booger on yer lip.

 

1) if you refer to women as an inanimate object you always follow up with, "which is my favorite thing"

2) your only smooth cause we respect our elders



Like the guys who think they are spitting mad game at the bar just for her to say "it's 80$/hour" when it comes time to giggity giggity.

 

C'mon matt, too much hair & waaaay to many teeth...

Not anymore, i was taught to always eat your greens....

You, you mean women are real living , breathing beings capable of acknowledgement & dare i say... equality ??....huh.. learn something new every other week.... Now tell me about this giggity you speak of....

 

Well little 4WD, when a man and a woman like each other, the man puts his nuclear reactor rod into the woman's pressure vessel thing, a little magic happens and you get electricity

 

Wait a sec. hold that thought...this is going to be a really cool bedtime story.... theres no monsters & shit right ?? & it has a happy ending ??? I'm all ears , now tell the story until i need a smoke ,a sandwich & my blanky

 

It's not always a happy ending. Women have a second pressure vessel and if the wrong one is chosen without proper preparation....



No bueno.

 

You mean all that was her faking a pressure vessel ?? she had me thinking i was the one

 

But, if you do it right

 

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Ahhhh, now i need a smoke.....

 

You're right... It was on a cruise in the Carribean.

 

LOL thanks!

 

I don't think they were being pervs. Not one said anything inappropriate. Very nice compliments, thanks guys. I feel better about myself now lol

 

Lindsey, I in no way resemble that creepy geriatric thats supposed to represent the being of my existence.....

 

I'm much better looking.....

 

That is one intimidating photograph.