Hello Everyone!

Hi Dan, welcome to the forum...

I have a few questions for you:

1) What are you guys (Trojan) doing to compete against abstinence, the number one prevention against STDs and Pregnancy?

2) Are your condoms specifically designed for circumcised, or uncircumcised penises, or as I like to say, peni? I've heard that uncircumcised peni don't need to use condoms, is that true?

3) What type of condom do you recommend for transporting my friend's urine to be used for a urinalysis?

4) What if you are having anal intercourse, and the recipient's anus is packed with abrasive/pointy feces? Has Trojan done specific testing to prevent punctures or tears from potentially-dangerous feces encounters?

5) Are your condoms recommended for human use only?

6) Is your product tested on animals?

7) Can I masturbate while wearing one of your condoms, and if so, what is the tensile strength rating of your condoms?

8) Is it okay to wear my condoms permanently? How often do you recommend changing my condoms?

Thanks in advance for the info. I'm actually masturbating right now whilst wearing a Trojan™ Naturalamb™ Luxury Condom, exclusive with KLING-TITE™ technology. It is HANDS-DOWN the most comfortable and reliable masturbatory ejaculate containment device I have used thus far. Absolutely NO tip chafing, unlike my trusty crusty gym sock.

Cheers to you Dan!

 

Benson has the best post thus far!!


*slow clap*

 

TojanMan I have one question and one question only.. How can I work for Trojan and become a "tester" ?

 

Thank you for the welcome!

 

I for one am disappointed in your products.


Not only is there not a small enough size to fit, but when I modified it to fit I ended up getting my best friends mom pregnant am now paying child support out the nose.

 

Touché salesman

 

Where do I return the busted ones?

 

I'm Chris4x4 and so is my wife

 

Best post by far. Been laughing at every post.

 

I'll ask her tomorrow

 

I say a mod is up to this!

 

Are you sure? We have sizes to accommodate even the smallest man..

Was there a 'whoopsie' a few months later and you investigated the condom after? if so, what did your findings consist of? Was there an odd smell? any other residue that should not have been there?

 

Agreed.

What was is it last April 1st? I think they started throwing up advertisements everywhere.
That was annoying.
This is funny.

 

This is absolutely awesome!

 

Or is it Chris4²

 

Just some sap and tree bark, but I'm not sure what that has to do with anything