SUN FLOWER SEEDS WILL KILL YOU!!!!

4x4Runner · Apr 2, 2014

Chris4x4, the sole reason every product in the known world has a warning label! Just when you think you've heard it all here comes Chris rewriting the laws of physics and nature!

MedicMutt · Apr 2, 2014

ForeRunner said: ↑

Chris4x4, the sole reason every product in the known world has a warning label! Just when you think you've heard it all here comes Chris rewriting the laws of physics and nature!
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Suddenly I envision Chris spilling boiling hot coffee on himself, while trying to use an inflatable Happy Meal toy as a flotation device, with a plastic bag over his head, and a roman candle in each hand..

OffroadToy · Apr 2, 2014

Look at the bright side...

Guerrilla · Apr 2, 2014

http://youtu.be/6ByFY97wGqU

TheGrayRider · Apr 2, 2014

http://www.ehealthstar.com/can-eating-sunflower-seeds-be-bad-for-you.php

Who knew ? Glad you're alright

Get some pictures next time

chris4x4 · Apr 3, 2014

MedicMutt said: ↑

Suddenly I envision Chris spilling boiling hot coffee on himself, while trying to use an inflatable Happy Meal toy as a flotation device, with a plastic bag over his head, and a roman candle in each hand..
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I have never spilled my coffee when doing this

chris4x4 · Apr 3, 2014

ForeRunner said: ↑

Chris4x4, the sole reason every product in the known world has a warning label! Just when you think you've heard it all here comes Chris rewriting the laws of physics and nature!
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Those labels are brought on by lawsuits. I have never sued anyone.

SoCaltaco65 · Apr 3, 2014

In for the Corn Nut stories...

JWaldz · Apr 3, 2014

lol funny story.. I've cut my gums a couple times, but never my throat.. Regardless, I'm an addict and won't stop. I go through one of the big bags almost weekly. I'm what you would call a pro seeder.

chris4x4 · Apr 3, 2014

JWaldz said: ↑

lol funny story.. I've cut my gums a couple times, but never my throat.. Regardless, I'm an addict and won't stop. I go through one of the big bags almost weekly. I'm what you would call a pro seeder.

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"Pro"? One of those would only last me just over a day ........until now.

darkgreentaco · Apr 3, 2014

Glad to hear you are ok, Chris.
I thought parrots/cockatoos were the only animals that ate the whole sunflower seed.
Wait a second, nevermind.
They take the shells off, too.

Guerrilla · Apr 3, 2014

JWaldz said: ↑

lol funny story.. I've cut my gums a couple times, but never my throat.. Regardless, I'm an addict and won't stop. I go through one of the big bags almost weekly. I'm what you would call a pro seeder.

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chris4x4[OP] said: ↑

"Pro"? One of those would only last me just over a day ........until now.
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The Sunflower Seed King eats a Jumbo Bag in 45 minutes, one seed at a time.
JWaldz, you might be considered amature or beginner, you should watch the video I posted.

neonlazer · Apr 3, 2014

ag4892 said: ↑

I hear they have trained spiders that will crawl down your throat to get the blockage.
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Glad you survived Chris!

JWaldz · Apr 3, 2014

Guerrilla said: ↑

The Sunflower Seed King eats a Jumbo Bag in 45 minutes, one seed at a time.
JWaldz, you might be considered amature or beginner, you should watch the video I posted.
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ok ok... not a pro.. but definitely not a beginner

I have to pace myself. Seeds have a lot of B6 in them. I can't eat too many or my body starts getting weird on me lol. If I go camping I can definitely do damage to a big bad of seeds. I only eat the jumbo ones, I hate cracking those small seeds.

Aw9d · Apr 3, 2014

chris4x4[OP] initial post: ↑

wait.....What? Is this April Fools again? I mean.....WHAT better seed is there when wheeling, wrenching on something, or just wanting to chew on a seed and spit the shell.....Right?
No.

let me explain.
Earlier at work today, minding my own business, and......eating these fucking seeds of doom, I eat one, and feel a little sharp pain in my throat. No problem. I cough. Nothing. Pain still there. Now what.....AH! Chase it with some Pringles! Nothing. Pain still there. Quick check:
Breathing.....Good
Ok....next.....drink shit loads of water. I drank enough water, it would have made Nemo envious. Nothing. Pain still there. PB&J. Nope!

fuck.

Welp.....Pain isn't that bad, so fuck it.

I go home, then I feel a sharp pain. Ok.......This is strange. I go into the shower, and shoot water down my throat. No change. Julie gets home, so I tell her, and NOW IM OFF TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL AGAIN!

FUCK!!!

As Im in the ER, Im thinking "this is bullshit......odds are, whatever made the pain feeling, is gone.....I need a cheese burger.......fuck its cold.......Im gonna get hypothermia.........Oooo...Hot nurse!"

They call my name, and I go into a room I haven't been in before. SO.....I begin checking things out, and the Dr walks in. "What seems to be the issue?"

Well Doc.......and I explain the whole thing to him.

"Lets take a look", he says. Now........We all know Doctors aren't that good at hiding when shit is serious. He takes a peek in my throat, then looks away and yells at his assistant, "GET ME AN INTIBATOR, AND THE DRAGON SPRAY!"

whoa...WAIT ONE FUCKING MIN!!! I DONT NEED DRAGON SPRAY!!!

wtf IS dragon spray?

"Look Doc", I say to him, "The pain is here (as I point to the part of my throat I feel the pain at), its not anyplace that needs dragon spray, I assure you". ...He ignores me.

Anyway, Assistant shows up with a large curved metal bar (FML #1), and something in a box that says "WILD CHERRY FLAVOR!" (FML#2).

Now.....Ive been in hospitals enough to know that anything labeled "wild cherry" more than likely is going to taste like a tire, wood, cotton, or potatoes. Welp...I was wrong. As the dude pushed me on the bed, then sprayed this shit in my throat, the first thing that came to mind was "MY FUCKING THROAT IS ON FIRE FUCK!"

then........nothing.....I was numb from my lips to my lungs. before I could brag about the lack of feeling, the bar is shoved down my throat. He tells me to say "AH". Now.....HOW THE FUCK are you gonna say "ah" with a metal bar in your throat? You cant. I gurgled. He takes it out and says," Ah yes......I see it.....swallow". Then sticks the fucking bar in my throat again. This time, only for about 10 seconds or so. After that, he tells me "There was a splintered shell, and it punctured your throat.........bla bla bla borka borka bork bork". Then, "Let me take another look to see if there is any more damage", and the bar gets shoved in my throat again. "Nope! That's it!" Then he begins to tell me how the seed stabbed the throat "Like a sword", and how you shouldn't eat them. As I attempt to tell him "No worries there, Doc!"........which......probably sounded like I had a shoe in my mouth, as my internals were still numbed. I get some prescription to prevent infection, and told not to eat spicy foods for a week, and Im booted out. SO..........SUN FLOWER SEEDS WILL KILL YOU! DO NOT EAT THEM!

that is all. This PSA is brought to you by In-N-out burger, and our new vendors GotExhaust, and KC Highlites..........
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The mighty Chris 4x4 vs the Sunflower seed. I see a block buster hit right here.

ColtsTRD · Apr 3, 2014

Only Chris would struggle with the complexities of eating a sun flower seed

Glad you're still alive buddy

chris4x4 · Apr 3, 2014

Fuck you Scott!!

Chipskip · Apr 3, 2014

chris4x4[OP] said: ↑

#iwilldiefromthat
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I will be listening to Holmberg on Friday to see if you call into the fireside chats and tell this story.

Glad you lived, wouldn't want to deal with the fighting over your ban hammer!

ColtsTRD · Apr 3, 2014

chris4x4[OP] said: ↑

Fuck you Scott!!
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Not my fault you're retarded...so fuck you

Geriatric bastard! Now, go to your room!

AR15xAR10 · Apr 3, 2014

I have never eaten them, i just chew them and spit all of the product out.

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