A Joke about American Jobs

John Smith started the day early having set hisalarm clock


(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.


While his coffeepot


(MADE IN CHINA )


was perking, he shaved with his


electric razor


(MADE IN HONG KONG )


He put on a


dress shirt


(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),



designer jeans


(MADE IN SINGAPORE )


and


tennis shoes


(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new


electric skillet


(MADE IN INDIA )


he sat down with his


calculator


(MADE IN MEXICO )


to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN )

to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA )

he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY )

filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia )

and continued his search

for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging

and fruitless day

checking his

Computer
(made in MALAYSIA ),

John decided to relax for a while.

He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL ),

poured himself a glass of

wine
(MADE IN FRANCE )

and turned on his

TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA ),

and then wondered why he can't

find a good paying job

in AMERICA

AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A


PRESIDENT
MADE IN KENYA
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There's a lot of truth in this (ignoring the last line). People wonder why the jobs are drying up, then they go to Wal Mart to buy the cheapest stuff they can find not caring where it came from.

 

Funny, I got the same thread deleted


Try reposting without the last line and you might be safe

 

I likes that !

 

IBTL!

He could have had a glass of California wine......

 

Ibtl!

 

and?


I was the first to use the

so THERE!

 

Sigh...idiotic republicans...

 

them's fightin' words! (and the reason there are NO political threads on TW!)

 

Still open... 1:22 later... but I see TheMaster is in here... so probably not for long


IBTL

 

5 - 4 -3 -2 -1 * poof *