An Intelligence Quiz.

Dementia Quiz

Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing. They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.. To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time, but instead, answer each of them immediately.

OK?



Let's find out just how clever you really are....



Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's)








First Question:

You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?







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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?





Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are WRONG again!!! Tell me, Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??


You're not very good at this, are you?




Third Question :
Very tricky arithmetic!
Note:This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
Try it....



Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000. Now add 10. What is the total?


Scroll down for the correct answer.....









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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100...



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it???

Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...



Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters:
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ???
What is the name of the fifth daughter?







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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary, you retard! Read the question again!







Okay, now the Bonus round,
i.e., a final chance to
redeem yourself:






A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth, he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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It's really very simple
He opens his mouth and asks for it...

Does your employer actually pay you to think??
If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!

 

lol im retarded

 

Don't feel bad I missed the one about passing the last place person. I imagined that I was on a circle course and the 1st person past the last, atleast in my head he did.

 

Well what happened Derek?

 

I got them all wrong

 

You made my ole lady feel good!

 

I failed.

 

well shit. i only got the math one. lol

 

Gee that was fun, wasn't it?!...

 

I dont get it. Seemed pretty easy to me except for overtaking the last person I thought they were talking about the first place passing them as well.

 

...and I call myself a Police Officer.

 

I, too, missed the one about overtaking the last person. I was thinking that the person was being lapped.

 

all right except for the 5 daughters one

 

fuck me

 

did u see who i posted after, u really think that was an offer to u

 

obviously not why i posted it but it worked

 

u dont know that

 

my chances that bad that u laugh