AZ BS Thread 2.0

if i had a choice i would have picked a big boy dog, but this one showed up to us..
she is a awesome little shit though couldnt hurt a fly!

and pepper spray is like 10 bucks a can right? anything that is cheaper like wasp killer or something?
when i say i have dogs chasing us every walk i am not joking. i dont want to go through cases of pepper spray lol. i dont want to kill a dog either but i want the fuckers to leave us alone.

my plan would be to spray any dog that leaves their yard chasing me. i dont want to give the dog a chance to attack my dog, cause at that point it would be too late to spray as i would have a chance of hitting my dog.

i want to make sure i dont get in trouble either LOL

 

Yeah but wasp killer is straight poison. Might kill the dog. I dont know for sure tho. But yhe pepper spray isnt 1 time use. Could get a couple sprays out of it.

 

ahh i was under the impression pepper spray was a 1 spray deal. ill grab some pepper spray on my way home and give it a try on the next one.

thanks dude!

 

Nope its not. It all depends on how much you spray it obviously but its good for 3-4 good uses

 

Sweet thanks!
idk why i thought it was a 1 spray use thing..... assumptions.... you know how they work.. haha

 

I sell them at work. And its amazing to me how many people come in cause they are scared of bears and want bear spray. Then dont want to spend the 40 bucks it (it shoots 35 feet) but want to buy pepper spray (shoots 11 feet) to use to save there life from bears. Some people deserve to be attacked and killed by bears

 

I am a huge fan of Darwinism and cleansing the Gene pool. I generally don't talk about it because people tend to get upset.

 

Ha ha that is hilarious. Some people these days.

Seriously man me too.

I just watched the purge it really made me think of what it would do to us as a country.

 

Half the pepper spray for the dog and the other half for the owner?

 

All this bear mace reminds me of the Dog the Bounty Hunter episode of South Park lol

 

Any one watching the blood moon?

 

Yeah watching it now

 

That's pretty legit! Just went out and looked.

 

hopefully the tonks tonight are too afraid to cross because of it haha

 

hey let my cousins see me. lol jk

 

I took some pictures through my dad's telescope on my iphone.

 

I'm going to pretend like you didn't just threaten an animals life with anti freeze, and instead give you some informed advice. First if all, if there are truly hoards of loose dogs rampaging in your neighborhood, call county (MCACC) and notify them. This is an issue they take seriously and will work to correct, especially of said dogs have inattentive owners. Secondly, I find it hard to believe that every dog in existence is magically drawn to you and your fufu dog. I find it more plausible that your dog is in fact aggressing these situations (barking, advancing etc). In which case the only solution is proper training and control of your own pet. Remember digs are pack animals and will follow territorial rules, even in captivity. Not every "pit bull" is viciously unprovoked, lurking around the corner, saliva dripping, just waiting on it's next victim. I suggest you watch a little less Fox news if this is your spin. Finally, the only viable option for protection is a hand held taser/stun gun. If there is truly a scuffle, I assure you that you are just as likely to shoot or mace yourself. Here is a link to the one I carry when running... http://www.hughessecuritysolutions.com/self-defense-stun-guns/ I hope this helps

Signed,
An ACTUAL animal expert

 

What she said! Well put!

 

Mornin!

 

I see feathers getting ruffled before rush hour.

Excellent. Please continue.