The giant spider in my bushes or The Story of my Saturday Home Alone

It's hard to imagine all these big strong guys being afraid of a little spider...

 

That is one evil bastage spider! Your lucky it didn't jump out after you like the flaming spider in Arachnaphobia. I get the chills just looking at it.

 

such a pretty spider too

 

I hate spiders. They freak me out. Especially the bigger they get. Guess I'm just a big pussy.

Nice story BTW haha.

 

my issue is he got close enough to take a pic with a dollar behind it and it was eating bugs... wtf just walk away from it

 

LOL nice story. loved the graphic detail almost sounded like a script for a new alien movie.

 

It was swinging back and forth like a rabid baboon when I took that picture! It invaded my bushes and would have followed me to my new house and waited to eat my (unborn/unconceived) children. It was a menace to society and the world is a better place without it.

I have nothing against spiders, I've let plenty of brown recluses, black widows, and little creepy crawly spiders go unharmed no matter how many webs they make between my truck and the garage that I walk through daily. But when they're big enough to pry open my windows and carry off my dog they have to die. With fire.

 

ITS A SPIDER come on be a man

 

I didn't scream and run around flailing my arms around. I got grill tongs and lit its ass on fire. The only way it could have been more manly is if I was wearing a viking hat with chicks in bikinis in the background while eating bacon. And my bacon was moldy.

 

That's what we call em here too. Thier webs can get scary movie big. It sucks to be the first one out on a the trail for a MTB ride...you end up clearing out all the webs for everyone else.

 

It could be worse. It could be a camel spider.




or maybe even a Banana Rat for anyone who's been to Cuba.

 

When I was looking for something to burn it in I started looking through cupboards and pots and pans, then i remembered the bondo frying pan and the measuring cup incidents and started looking for something disposable

 

do you just hush me???
i hope your not thinking about spiders before you go to sleep tonight

 

I've messed with camel spiders and scorpions. Only difference is then I had boots and a rifle with 30 rounds of burst fired 5.56 readily available.

 

Now those I would KILL if they were in my yard/house....

 

I don't want to hear you complaining about all the damned mosquitos and fly's now that you have torched their natural predator. Shame full.....oh, the bite pic if NASTY!!!

 

Nah, catch them in a water bottle and make them kill stuff If I needed a bug to keep me amused for hours this thread would have gone different, but I have you guys.

 

Jesus Mary and Joseph....now that is a freakin spider!!!