The Official Gym & Fitness Thread

He prolly thinks you like boys now

 

At least he has options now

How is it our fault that you decided to peep in this thread?

 

Really it's his fault! He knows what to expect in the shirtless selfies thread!

 

SWELFIES*

 

hahhaa what a phag

 

Okay, so this just happened:

This realllly trashy girl came in to tan and, after she left, she told me the tanning bed room needed more paper towels, so I go in and replace them. I looked down and there was a bag of weed on the floor! She had already left and, since my weed-smoking days began and ended in my freshman year of college, I just threw it in the trash. Judging by the girl, it was probably the cheapest of the cheapest marijuana one could come by, anyway. One of my good friends and workout partners, who is also a K-9 cop for the city came in like 30 mins later and I told him about it and he just started laughing. So, he's working out and the girl pulls back into the parking lot. She came in and asked if she could look in the tanning bed room b/c she thought she left her ring in there, so I let her, and of course she came out with nothing. She said, "Shit!" and just left. My cop friend came up and said, "that's gotta be her" and I said, "yep", and he just started busting out laughing and said he was gonna keep an eye out for her ass in the streets lol

 

Dude he should have arrested her right there. Pot heads are violent dangerous criminals. She probably will go murder someone for more weed

 

No saying what that radical pot head might do with her bags of mersh.

 

fify

 

I know I would

 

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Vpin9VhNck

 

Lol I've got no problem with it at all. It was just funny b/c she was sooo trashy and she just had to come back for it and it just so happened that there was a cop here when she did.

 

And he straight didn give a fuck LULZ

 

Naw he prolly was waiting for back up. Wouldn't want to fuck with a stoner alone. Might get fucked up.

 

haha they're ruthless, viscous criminals

 

Back to selfies

 

I don't know how many times places in CO have been robbed with guns, people have shit and killed each other and crashed into patrol cars while high...on weed. Its not a nonviolent drug.

 

#1 killa

 

I'm sure you would know.

 

Not saying I'm proud of it.... The horrible things weed has made me do.... So many lives