AZ BS Thread 2.0

My cousin is working at it and wanted to know if anyone wanted to troll him haha

 

You seriously just admitted to being related to carnies?

 

Sorry, my messican cousin. Only related to because he's my dad's brother's wife's nephew

 

He's also a bartender and works at Olive Garden lol

 

Yea it sucks, but the second gen traction control stuff with a-trac and all is effing terrible in the dirt. It almost sent me over the edge of El Oso Rd one night but fortunately I was able to kick it into a drift around the corner instead. That shit might as well be coasting... there's virtually no stopping power at all.

Now mine's broken anyway so

 

I thought A-Trac was one of the good features?

 

It is.

 

Jake saw the damages it's not that bad but there should be enough damage to get a plate bumper now

 

Sorry again boys, I told you, I break everything I touch. It seems like every time we go out together, you two end up nerfing one another...

And next time (and I'm sure there will be more) there is a confrontation with a drunken, shirtless, redneck, let me do all of the talking. There was way too much Dr. Phil and not enough Jerry Springer, given the situation!

 

its horrible.. if your in a mud puddle and need to spin the tires it wont let you, if it has engaged your brakes are useless

 

A-Trac and Trac is awesome.... when used right. But high speed/dirt roads/low traction enviroments the traction control system will flat out kill you.

 

In everything but snow I just want to hug my low tech 1st gen.

 

My truck didn't come with any of that stuff. Just ABS.

 

I don't even have that. There were a couple times in the snow up in Flag that I kind of wished that I did.

 

My 06 is too old to have it, so I will take your word for it that it is bad when offroading. I do hate the abs when offroading though.

 

My ATRAC kicks in. Then I get frustrated and stomp on it

 

And then I end up with warped brakes/seized calipers. I'm on my 5th set of calipers, rotors and pads

 

I hate it. One time in a parking lot I was about to back into a spot. Just before I put it in reverse, one of my tires hit black ice. ABS kicked in and made the other 3 tires useless. Almost slid into the car in front of me.

 

You suck at driving from the sound of it.

 

Because he's 19 lol