Born in the 80s crowd (previously known as the 30s thread)

Haha yep

I remember them days. Also I remember HBO, Showtime, and Chinemax had some good ones come on... Id stay up all night to see some titties or that split second fur biscuit shot.

But the catching a nipple shot in the blurry lines, I couldnt imagine how worked up I'd been with the internet if Id had that back then.

 

Something about roses or some shit? I used to stay up late and try to get the skinnemax to come in on the TV.

 

I myself, am glad I grew up in "generation scrambled boobie" . Kids these days have access to everything to easily.

But access to the internet later in life was awesome!

 

Right? I had no clue what a donkey punch or dirty Sanchez was until I was almost 17.

9 year olds know what that shit is these days.

 

i glad i grew up back then saturday morning cartoons where great and i stayed outside all the time not like kids now days

 

I can't remember, but I do remember "Real Sex" that came on HBO , and I got real good at checking the TV guide for late night movie titles on all those channels and pretty much knew what would be worth staying up for. haha

Also I vaguely remember, it seems like if you were tryring to catch a nip or bush shot on the blurry channels, if you flipped back and forth between channels, for a split second it was clearer.

Yeah kids these days don't know the true meaning of working hard for their nipbush material.


Imagine if you could bring back that level of excitement about it all to now, it'd make clam slammin ten times better.

 

Oh yeah Saturday morning cartoons, that was like the treat of the week, wake up didn't have to go to school, pour some cereal and watch some toons.

 

What happened to Phil Damitt? I see he got the ban.

 

The first thing I ever seen porn wise off the internet was at my friends house, he printed a picture of cartoon porn. I think it was flinstone porn drawing. Took like 10 mins to print. I was still content stealing my older brothers nudie mags at the time. Until WebTV that is.

 

First time I saw something great was in middle school. This kid brought in a mini penthouse magazine. It was the first time I saw anything like that, but I knew it was awesome. I stole it off the kid. . I wonder what ever happened to that thing.

 

He was being Phil.. Next whippersnapper right there going for permaban.

 

The first time I ever saw porn, I was in first grade. I went over to swim at these girls house. They were older, I remember them digging a VHS tape out of one of the closets, and popped it in the machine. Then all of a sudden there was some women on her knees double BJing two dudes with one pecker in each hand going back and forth as fast and deep as she could, I was in some sort of state like, what is this, I don't think I'm supposed to be seeing this, but I'm fascinated by her boobies and bush area.

Then next thing I know, I go to school inspired by what I have seen and draw a naked women with a yellow crayon full blown big titties with whisker triscuit and the whole nine... Well the teacher confiscated my art and gave it to one of my parents.
I remember years later my dad whipping it out to show me. I'd like to think it's still stashed away somewhere now, but probably not.

Then there was the huge collection of Playboys I discovered snooping around of my uncles.

It wasn't long after my parents split. I moved with my mom to a new place. Then I met these two Jewish girls, that lived two houses down. One was my age in the second grade. The other was in fifth, I had a big crush on her.
Anway the one that was my age had an early onset of exploring herself and the hornys and used to come over with her sister to show me her vagina, I'm not talking just a quick peek, but lip spread etc.

Moral of the stories, my mind has been consumed with females since. Not sure if all the real early exposure was a good thing or not. All but totally sided tracked probably more normal growing up thinking, if there is such a thing.

 

So not perm?

 

Unfortunately not perm. Give him time he'll figure out a way to ban himself for good.

 

They return....

 

Who remembers Super Dave?
http://youtu.be/Hjjhgp9E5W0

 

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I love Super Dave. I remember him being on Letterman a lot back in the day.

 

Super Dave Osbourne. I remember him.

 

Mother fuckin Super Dave, now who remembers his assistants name?