JDMCQ's Garage

Where You Headed?
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "It's okay, thats not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

 

What ever happened to Greysky?

 

mornin fellas. hungry for donuts and it was bens turn to get them........WHERE ARE THEY AT?

 

bostons are for homos....
you missed out on the mini mod day yesterday. we fixed dem y-pipe and put his wheel spacers on, and the spacer mod on then engine. i detailed my truck and put thread locker on the back of the piaa's. found out miller can get me my rims fo 150 which really excites me.

 

Morning Ben, Fred, 03

 

Good morning all. Donuts and beer today?

 

sounds like a good plan to me john.

mornin chad.

 

about to kill all these retards coming into my store

 

yeah all the retards or welfare bums from town are spending up the money that i worked hard for but have to give to them through welfare and ss. but they are using it like there millionaires. if your on welfare you should not be allowed to play lotto.

 

some what? i think welfare and wic should be abolished. they never wanna help the people who need it. just the people who are to fucking lazy to get a job.

 

John, Chad

 

Susan

 

damn it im gonna go to walmart right now and get so more donuts....brb

 

Thanks bro. It was it's virgin trip.