What does everybody look like?????

chris4x4 · May 6, 2014

lvmedicchick said: ↑

What if you could reload it? Like an AT-4?
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Negative

Ice Horse · May 6, 2014

Yeah I remember we watched a YouTube video on it and when they showed it everyone was like

Monster Coma · May 6, 2014

cynicalrider said: ↑

And holy fuck I knew about this rocket dick duck thing. I learned it when I visited the sex museum in NYC.

There was also a guy who studied dead duck rape.
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Yeah... I dont think we can hang out anymore Mike..

"This one guy"

cynicalrider · May 6, 2014

It was at the sex museum you dick!

Monster Coma · May 6, 2014

cynicalrider said: ↑

It was at the sex museum you dick!
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you see "my friend" has this problem...

Noelie84 · May 6, 2014

Ice Horse said: ↑

Yeah I remember we watched a YouTube video on it and when they showed it everyone was like
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That's some weird fetish you've got there, Lauren.
I've definitely never found that on Youtube. Do NOT want to know what you're searching...

Winker · May 6, 2014

chris4x4 said: ↑

Really? Top 2 things a man doesn't do:
#1: fuck over a friend
#2: chop off your junk.
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I'd screw a friend over before I chop off my penis. I'd let them think otherwise though. But I'd also let a friend think I wouldn't throw them under a bus if a woman was involved.

Noelie84 · May 6, 2014

Winker said: ↑

I'd screw a friend over before I chop off my penis. I'd let them think otherwise though. But I'd also let a friend think I wouldn't throw them under a bus if a woman was involved.
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Hey, a true friend would understand being screwed over if your only other option was chopping off your penis. A true guy friend, at least.

TeamSarcasm · May 6, 2014

chris4x4 said: ↑

Really? Top 2 things a man doesn't do:
#1: fuck over a friend
#2: chop off your junk.
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Wong. http://forums.macrumors.com/archive/index.php/t-187421.html

Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

March 17, 2006

BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter

Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

Smashing car windows

Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

The occupants were not home, he added.

Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

"At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

"About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

"As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.
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Winker · May 6, 2014

Noelie84 said: ↑

Hey, a true friend would understand being screwed over if your only other option was chopping off your penis. A true guy friend, at least.
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No greater truth has ever been spoken.

Winker · May 6, 2014

TeamSarcasm said: ↑

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Wong. http://forums.macrumors.com/archive/index.php/t-187421.html
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I kind of hate you right now. The thought of a dismembered member makes me ill to my stomach.

chris4x4 · May 6, 2014

let's get back to the original topic. This new discussion involving exploding duck corkscrew dicks is rather disturbing

Noelie84 · May 6, 2014

TeamSarcasm said: ↑

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Wong. http://forums.macrumors.com/archive/index.php/t-187421.html
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Damn.
he told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

Just because you're not using it doesn't mean you should get rid of it...

Noelie84 · May 6, 2014

chris4x4 said: ↑

let's get back to the original topic. This new discussion involving exploding duck corkscrew dicks is rather disturbing
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My hero!

Winker · May 6, 2014

No more duck penises.

I'm the one that isn't my brother in law. I'm the one with a small stack of monopoly money.

DEEVON911 · May 6, 2014

Monster Coma said: ↑

Monroeville is pretty nice. Kinda far away burbs but still nice
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Trying to stay in the south hills area since its close to all family. Live in Whitehall now. We just need more room. Love my house, but we've just outgrown it. And its not worth adding on to it.

Monster Coma · May 6, 2014

DEEVON911 said: ↑

Trying to stay in the south hills area since its close to all family. Live in Whitehall now. We just need more room. Love my house, but we've just outgrown it. And its not worth adding on to it.
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Ahh good luck dude

Ice Horse · May 6, 2014

Noelie84 said: ↑

That's some weird fetish you've got there, Lauren.
I've definitely never found that on Youtube. Do NOT want to know what you're searching...
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It was for educational purposes haha and I used to have pet ducks so of course I researched.

I have to be careful opening up my newsfeed because back when I was in equine reproduction I was always looking up educational videos to help me study for exams but of course now it suggests all these "animal breeding" videos.

timmytoast · May 6, 2014

Beard update:

cynicalrider · May 6, 2014

Back to bizness:

I use pretty girls to make myself look more desirable.

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