UPS guy a Ninja?

Ok, so my UPS guy knows to just leave packages in my back hall. I work second shift so I am almost alway home when he makes his delivery. Somehow he manages to walk up a flight of stairs, open my door, and place the items on the floor right outside my backdoor. He does all of this without myself or either of my two pitbulls hearing him at all! How does he do that? My dogs let me know anytime someone walks down the sidwalk let alone enter my house!? I say he must be a ninja, it's the only way. So my question, has anyone had simmilar experinences? is this part of UPS training. . .what the heck is going on?

 

then he enters your room, and watches you sleep, creepy

 

He probably moonlights, delivering packages for the mob where silent delivery is often of the utmost importance.

 

we are issued a black belt as part of our uniform...

 

By the way, UPS Ninja

 

See!! I'm not crazy, they DO exist!

 

i wish my UPS guy was a ninja usually he rings the door bell 4 times and then knocks on the door and i think he tries to wake me up at 9 in the morning everytime he comes.

 

Shit with the way they drive around here, they usually slide past the driveway only to smoke the tires trying to back up, then another little smoke show while pulling into the driveway. Pretty amazing that the dogs don't notice.

 

the guy that delivers my shizz dropped off my last record order at my neighbors place.. At least the kid that lives there is cool with me so he didnt try to gank my goods.

 

sorry to get a little off topic but have you guys ever seen a US Postal Service truck off road, haha one of the funniest things ever, earlier this summer out in Indio i saw this guy in a US Postal Service car, he did not give a F$%# he was hitting this bumpy ass dirt road at 30 easy, all i have to say is i'm glad i don't get packages from that guy

 

If he was a ninja you'd already be dead. He's actually a leprechaun.

 

But are all ninjas out for blood?

 

shooot around here UPS guy run like hell. Drop the box(es)off. Hurry back in the truck so he or she won't get mugged or shot !

 

nin-ja
n. pl. ninja or nin·jas
A member of a class of 14th-century Japanese mercenary agents who were trained in the martial arts and hired for covert operations such as assassination and sabotage.

Seems like it.

 

^ I eat my words lol they are bamf

 

The ups guy at our work opens our door and yells "GOT ANYTHING FOR ME?"

 

Dude Im just shocked he opens your door to a private residence. That's a HUGE no-no, but I guess if its ok with you.

 

My ups guy is not very ninja like.. He's like 6'6" and i've seen him just about fall out of his truck before