smoking after a decade

I agree. Just reading this thread makes me short of breath.

but as a substitute <-- light em up!

 

WTF did I just read?

I suggest not smoking. You just said you have a wife and a kid... So you have something to live for.
Plus, you should set a better example for your kid. Kids need role models; watching you throw money away on a habit that will mostly likely kill you and will certainly shorten your life isn't the best precedent to set.

I'm not trying to be a dick, but...
Never met my dad's dad. Smoker.
Never met my mom's dad. Smoker.
One of my uncles died when I was probably 12 (he wasn't 60 yet). He never met his grandkids. Smoker.
I have a cousin who's currently dying slowly of cancer. Smoker.

Everybody dies, for sure. And not smoking won't guarantee that you'll meet your grandkids (you have a kid; it stands to reason that they will someday procreate), but it sure as hell improves your odds.

 

That's the funniest thing I've read all day!

 

I like dipping the tips in crack. Mmmmmm....

 

Shrug.
If he's unhappy, divorce seems a better plan than death...

 

If you're in your low 30's and already can't stand your wife then you married the wrong person. Regardless of the situation with one's wife, kids are a good reason to stick around.

 

My buddy from Pittsburgh calls that a stizzy

 

My dad has lung cancer from smoking.

Don't

 

You might as well roll your own cigars and sprinkle a little bit of angel dust in them for added potency

That is the obvious answer to that situation. I was just poking fun at the old stigma that every couple hates each other when they are married.

Without a doubt. The kids are always a great thing to live for. The whole you have a wife so you have something to live for thing was just a little stab at fun though.

 

A slow death at that.

 

Don't smoke, my dad chewed Tobacco and i wanted to be like him, i started chewing Tobacco when i was 7!! Set a good exzample for your kid..
Just my .2 cents.

 

What guarantee is there that you can quit again? If you need to take the edge off try some narcotics. If you have a problem, there's rehab!!! Or you can light up a cigarette and pay a hypnotherapist to help you quit.

 

I think smokers are now less popular than child molesters.

 

now that sounds like a plan

 

I quit on Jan 1st, 2001. Started back up about six years later. I recently quit again after smoking for nearly eight years again. I say don't smoke the cigs. Smoke the MJ. It's safer.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/05/25/AR2006052501729.html

 

While your at it make sure you stop by the tanning bed so you can get cancer faster.

 

At least child molesters have to register and the rest of us know where they live. It's fun to check the registry and throw toilet paper on their lawns.

Smokers don't have to register so it's hard to keep tabs on them. Someone could be smoking in a car and releasing into the air second hand smoke. I think the regulations are a little out of hand. Just walking around town, a whiff of cigarette smoke probably isn't even the worst thing that someone smells.

 

good idea, kill him off faster that way.

 

Just roll a little chrysotile. It's cheaper

 

Wait a minute , the OP has the god given freedom to smoke again if he wants to , I thought this was Americuh

You're all a bunch of Socialists , move to Canada and buy a Prius

http://youtu.be/j2zlPNGuPbw