30 and younger thread

Get some doors hoe xD

 

just wanted to make sure we are on the same page

 

YOU DONT GET IT!!!


NOOB!!

EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITHOUT DOORS!!!!!

 

I told you guys about my HS friend who hid her pregnancy and my other friend punched her in the stomach? Which was how we found out she was pregnant?

 

false.
bears eat beats.

 

Did your parents tell you that when they took the door off their bedroom; and "wrestled" at night?

 

I'd be in jail. Kids aren't my thing just yet, i'm to impatient and irresponsible They'd be on leashes (so they can't run off and hurt themselves) with no bark collars (so i don't have to listen to screaming and whining).

I was at dinner with family the other night and there were these people with a screaming toddler across the room.... I almost offered to buy them a roll of duct tape it was so absolutely obnoxious (that wouldn't have gone over well).

 

Thats fucking horrible.

 

nope. I learned it myself when I took the door off and wrestled at night

 

girl at work showed me a vid of her new born neice, in vid baby was crying and I asked her what that awful noise was and she was like omg never have kids. i said gladly.

 

We got most of the furniture in the house put in the truck today tomorrow all we have to do is put in the beds and a few dressers and night stands, then we get to start loading up the garage.
We should have the truck packed by tomorrow evening, but it may run into friday afternoon before it's all done.

 

Negative Pyle. You probably don't like losing shit in your interior when you're off camber, doors keep things in the cab.

And its not like you need to remove them to be aerodynamic or for weight reduction.... Who the fuck needs that when crawling trails?!?!?!!!!

 

So who won? You, or you?

 

haha yeah, probably was the only cool part about him. And he was like 6'5 and all muscle so people were terrified of him I figured out that I need a guy into trucks. He kept going on and on about "oh mah gerd did you see the new Fararri F-teen thousand?!" And I'm like I like cars like that mind you but I know nothing about them haha

 

I didnt lose a single thing the entire trip, although im pretty sure aleks lost is galaxy s4 at the dunes during the group picture when I did a drift for about 30 yards to go park the truck. Somewhere in he g forces we think the phone slid out. But thats his fault for not securing it down. I made all my shit was tucked away each day.

aerodynamics? I screwed that one long ago. sluggo is too slow to worry about such things.

 

FTFY

 

But more like that, right?

 

ferrari f teen thousand.

the most awesomist of ferrarisses!!!

and I see why you put up with him. the 6'5 and all muscle part

welp ben is screwed. Plus he likes cars more than trucks i think anyway so double screwed

 

i'm not saying your gay, but your boyfriend is.

 

I could talk all day about Toyotas and trucks but cars...I'm so so on the hard details haha