New England B.S. Thread

Congrats sir.

 

There are coyotes across the street from me that will eat the evidence..

Congrats Bill and Mrs. Bill!!!

 

Thanks guys. We are at the point where oral sex is us passing each other in the hall saying "fuck you" lmao

 

Nah, that's hallway sex...

 

You're doing it wrong.

 

Is it bad that my wife and I sometimes sing this in front of each other?

http://youtu.be/zXIuAz7aryo

 

Jeeze June 20 is everyone's anniversary, eh? It would have been my 2 year with Sarah. It would have been the 5th for the tinder chick I'm seeing, but her bf ran her over while drunk and has been in jail for a while.

Glad at least one of the 3 June 20 anniversaries is a happy one. Billy

 

Nah it's just a song. Lol. If you were writing a song like that though....

 

If I wrote a song it wouldn't be so vanilla haha

 

Snap out of it!
And maybe find out when that boyfriend's release date is and get your ass (and hers) out of town that day!

Other June 20th Anniversaries:

1782- Congress adopts the Seal of the United States
1863- West Virginia is accepted as the 35th state
1963- Russia and the US establish the "Red Phone" link following the Cuban Missile crisis

 

I heard that joke this am and thought it was awesome

 

Enjoying a nice Friday off working on the Tacoma. On a lunch break at the moment. Lunch is the best meal of the day, I think.

 

Awesome. Arb bumper?

 

Liquid Lunch!!!

 

I forgot it was today. It was the suicidal text message this morning that reminded me about it.... She's getting admitted to the hospital so whatever. It's out of my hands and I'm sooooo done with this situation

Oh and tinder's ex tried to escape the other day. What a moron

 

In all honestly, I'm happy for you that you got out of that relationship. Relationships like that can be very draining and you don't need that sort of thing as young as you are. You should be out enjoying yourself, relationships will be hostile later on in life but they should still be fun at 20.

 

Since it is Friday:

http://youtu.be/ES9IzkdNTo0

 

X2. Enjoy yourself. Don't worry about relationships, you'll have the rest of your life for that

 

What's a worry slit? Is that like, the opposite of the fun slit?


But I'll X3 Pugga's statement.

 

X infinity..when I was 21 I got dragged into something similar and spent 6 years of it. Never got any better in the long run.