Official Tennessee Thread

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Not a bad view to wake up to

 

Ok so after 2 calls this is what I've came up with.

There is not one big camp site that you all can camp at. Instead you will all have to rent a separate camp site per every (2) tents.

The price for camping is as follows:

Each site is 16.00
You can have one large tent up to 6 people per site or two small tents for this 16.00 + tax. The total for 3 days per site is 50.40 so....

Using Gideon, Sarah, Levi, and his girl for example:

They would pay 16.00 for that group and could have one site with two tents.

Using Chris as an example and Cody. They could have two tents and just them (unless they are into that broke back mountain stuff) and it will be 16.00 or 50.40 for three nights.


Now the wheeling is going to be fun.

It's 44.00 per person. Not per vehicle per person. For 3 days of wheeling.

So for Gideon and Sara as an example would be 88.00 for the weekend.

Chris since he wheels alone would be 44.00 for the weekend.

So on an average you are going to spend 94.40 for the weekend unless you and a camp mate split the cost of camping. And I'm not doing that math for you. You're all damn adults figure it out.

So as long as everyone knows this is not a free trip you should be good to go.

I tried to get a group rate but not happening.

Now as far as the shitty camp situation. We can all Hang out at one camp site until it is time to go to bed then we all must drag our drunk asses back to our respective camp areas. If you pass out at some ones camp site that you're not paying to be there don't be surprised if you don't get carted off into the woods. The lady at windrock was very adamant that if you get caught violating their policies the whole group will be asked to leave with no refunds given. So there ya go.

If ya need clarification and have my number call and I will try and break it down for you

 

Did you ask them how much for just a day pass per person?

 

$17

 

There's always that one person isn't there..... 17.00 per person

 

Sounds like some bull shit. It better be worth it. Gid, Levi, Cody, and my group will probably go in at the same time so maybe we can get spots next to each other and have a big site.

 

Yes I that ONE person. Always .

 

there prices and rules are one reason why i have never gone. i can go to royal blue WMA any time, 24h a day 7 days a week, 365 days(or 366 days) a year for the rest of my life even if i move out of state all for free. and there rules cover the vehicle not the person.

 

Zach you wanna ride up there this weekend and check out the camp sites?

 

They better have some kind of free Asian spa with well endowed Asians that give happy endings and then pay us for their time! Haha

 

You people will spend $800 on a bumper and bitch about $17 to camp. Heh

 

I want to go to the wind mills. Sounds like a hard core Thursday and Friday them a easy Saturday.

 

Damn where you at? U over your sickliness?

 

Hahaha this is pretty funny. But no. I have no problem with the camping fees, it's the way it's setup. Here's the good .........

It's $16 for a camp site for 2 people. Every person after that is only $3 extra and up to 6 people total. Sooooooo if you have 6 people at 1 campsite then it's less then $5 a person per day. That's an awesome rate! That's $15 for 3 days per person.

Now the non sense .......

There can only be 1 big tent per campsite or 2 small tents per campsite. So your sleeping options are 1 tent with 6 people in it or any combination of 6 people divided into 2 small tents. So they make it sound all cool and shit but they really fuck you. Literally. They actually send a dude into the tent that fucks you!!!! Hmmmmmmm, sounds kinda nice ........

But anyway ...... So Levi is ridin solo in his own tent and Cody is ridin solo in his own tent, that's it for a campsite. So instead of the $15 a weekend that they "make it seem like you can get", Levi and Cody end up paying $24 each. It's just a mind fuck for no apparent reason.

Then to top it off, what if no campsites are available next to each other? Or better yet, none are available at all? So there's 5 campsites open, 10 people come and sleep in their own tents and you are the 11th person. Where tha fuck you sleepin??? You, "But there's plenty of fuckin space everywhere for my tent!!" Park ranger "Rules are rules. Get tha fuck out!"

 

With it being 4th of July weekend you all that are camping need to get a reservation asap before they fill up

 

Can you make a reservation? And what pisses me off is that the camping costs more than wheeling for 3 days.

 

Haha yeah that's not that bad. I think the money to wheel per person is what gets me the most. Haha and Weston how many folks you bringin?

 

Wait!!!!!! I got!!!! We'll all sleep in hammocks!!! Problem solved. 8000 people in one camp site!! That's like .03 a day! Woohoo!!!

 

I have a hammock!

 

I'm not fucking my girlfriend in a hammock.....hahahaha I'm just kiddin. I don't have a hammock....

And I've got me, my girlfriend, and one of my buddies going for sure. Possible that another friend of mine is coming. But they're all riding with me. I'm waiting to hear from another buddy of mine if him, his wife, and his brother are gonna come. But I doubt they will.