Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I still drink regardless. And no I can't function with out beer.

 

I take all the sleep I can get. Especially on my days off.

 

That's lazy

 

It's didn't pay for my gas though lol
Had a full tank when I left for the beach. Took maybe a quarter tank to get there. Pulled people out, went baja, pulled more people out, camped there. Just to wake up with the gas light on

 

I wonder how much will be left when you show up.

 

I'm alright with it. As long as he brings some donuts & kolaches.

 

still won't be there till 1 lol

 

I've gone both ways.... if the stuck person is cool, I'll pull them out (but they're getting dirty). If they seem like a douche, fuck em... they can stay stuck.

 

Completely forgot about it. I still had some work to do. It involved hammers, nails, beer, lights, and cussing

 

Girls in bikinis always get a pull














...and then I'll get them unstuck.

 

^That. Too many sue happy people running around.

 

Lemme know when you come up here I'll tag along

 

Last person I left stuck was some dumbass woman who was talking on the phone in a stripped down base model Dodge Dakota who missed the soft sand warning sign cuz she wasn't paying attention.... and by missed, I mean she almost drove into it on her way to getting stuck. When I stopped, she looked at me like it was expected of me to get her out. She didn't say please and had a bitchy attitude about her so I let sit there and listen to her screaming shithead kids.

 

I would have offered anyone something for the help.

But the first words out of this guys mouth was "How much cash you have on you?"

I can't blame the guy for being upfront, eventually I will get it back 10 fold, but not by pulling people out who need help lol.

 

You, sir, are mostly correct. Unless two things are in play: first is if the wife is riding shotgun.... then it depends on how unhappy she looks about how happy I look. Second is if said woman or women are the shape I consider appropriate for wearing bikinis. Kate Upton in a bikini gets pulled out every time. Melissa McCarthy in a bikini gets driven by (quickly) every time.

 

Down surf side, I ripped a girls front bumper right off her car lol.
Her boyfriend told me to pull it backwards, when I insisted on the front. I got out and laughed then told him we should have pulled it from the front

 

I got scammed once!
this cute chick in a bikini was waving me down, as I drove one the beach. Asked if I could help pull her car out. As she jumped in and we drove out to her car.............There were 5 stranded beached whales surrounding it! And it wasn't even her car!

 

The larger ones tend to travel in pods.