Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

That's probably the pepper spray getting into your bloodstream.

 

I live close by you could have called.The peeps here know how to get a hold of me.

 

How's the seaweed down there? I was looking at spending a day over at the beaches West of Surfside around the San Luis Pass. Last time I was there, it was pretty bad. But I've heard it keeps getting worse.

 

It's still bad

 

How?

 

Guess I'll take my pitchfork and clear my own private path to the vegetation filled water.

 

You and me both I'm 22 with back pain my right hip hurts my left knee and ankle hurt and my right rotator cuff probably has a couple of years left before I can no longer raise it above 90 degrees

 

Shit..... I have pepper spray toothpaste. My momma didn't raise no bitch.

 

One word: attitude.

 

Make sure to put it on your eggs, too. Don't be a pansy and use that Cholula stuff.

 

Smoke signals.

 

thats hot.

 

I put that shit on my eggs, ain't no bitch

 

I soak my ghost peppers in pepper spray and then scramble them into the eggs with some pepper jack and chives.... that plus a side of bacon and an espresso is the breakfast of champions. 'MURICA.

 

I tell the people on Funny Pics the name of a porn star from their picture. They don't believe me, so I'm off searching for their pornmd and twitter pages to prove me right.

I need something better to do with my downtime.

 

Chipotle cheese is hotter than pepperjack