the beer/bacon thread of awesomness

I take my coffee blond and sweet, like my wife. Yup, went there.

 

That's cool man. Your thread, your rules.

 

Liquor before beer, you are in the clear. Beer then liquor will make you sicker...Unless you are a boss in which case I do what I want. I chase my shots with beer and call it a day. I have a unique ability to not get hangovers, call me blessed or cursed...I have maybe had 2 in my life lol

 

If I had the ability I would have bacon every morning and that would be great. I just make up for it with ALWAYS ordering extra on my burgers. When I say "always" I literally express to whomever taking my order that I will pay any amount they need in order to justify my cravings...If you make them laugh, they usually will hook you up.

 

Has anyone ever seen a ghost? Do you believe in them?

 

This thread has already been jacked once...

 

Once..... When I was high on bacon. Haha

 

You go away, stay off my lawn.

 

Yes, and another term for keister is "jail wallet". Technically, that's two terms, but it's a synonym, trust me.

 

I. Can't. Stop. TBIIPA

 

Holy shit - Some of you guys drink metrosexual, seasonal beers. What kind of place is this?

My beverage...

 

Meh. I drank Milwaukee's best once when I was maybe 17, was horrible then and probably still is.

 

coffee like my women, dark, hot and not to sweet.

for adult beverage, Cabo Wabo. only on occasions.

 

Correct.

Almost the wrong thread. We appreciate the sammich.

 

threw in a little bacon for your beer....

 

Belt clip bacon holster redeemed you to the fullest extent of the word. Carry on.

 

yay.

 

What the fuck. I step away for a day and this blows up to 18 pages??

 

Going for 2 right now.
Sorry no bacon though.