Pain

So I've got a beef that generally gets me in trouble 100% of the time.

Pain tolerance. I've constantly heard that Childbirth is the worst pain ever and men will never know true pain cause they can never give birth.

Now being a medic I've heard countless COUNTLESS fucking times (from women no less) how passing a kidney stone is far more painful than childbirth.

And I've constantly heard from men how getting kicked in the junk hurts far more than having a kidney stone.

Thus, getting kicked in the junk hurts more than childbirth. Women always say "Oh it hurts alot to get kicked in the box too you know."

But they aren't getting kicked in 1:The entire vag, 2: the clit and 3: both ovaries. And until they can have all 3 (Technically 4 since there's 2 ovaries) They'll never really know what it's like to get nailed in all the junk.

However, each time I bring this up, I'm essentially burned at the goddamn cross.

I think I'm right and I'm wondering if I'm just an asshat or if my backup of medical testimony is actually relivant.

 

So giving birth through your Johnson while the baby is holding a stone and someone is kicking your nuts is the worst pain....I can believe that. I really can.

 

That sentence made no sense whatsoever.

 

It wasn't supposed to.

 

Just checking. Sometimes I can't tell if you're posting drunk on Jim Bean or what.

Are other guys not posting cause they're afraid they'll get beaten by their wives?

Edit - Actually in retrospect, I just got what your original post meant. Just had to derail my brain for a second and it came to me.

 

Actually, it was George Dickel and Coke...but you were VERY close!!! (it kills my pains....)

 

i wrecked my gocart one time...........40mph....straight into a forklift.....and my balls bent the switch plate. holy hell it hurt.......and my balls turned black as night, and swelled up like a grape fruit. i dont care what anyone says.........whether it be birthing women or whoever............i dont wanna do it again.

 

Know a man by the alcohol he drinks.

I'd still rather that happen then get stung by a Japanese giant hornet.
Maybe not. Can I just get shot instead?

 

I once got hit in the forehead by a 85mph pitch in baseball. Didn't feel too good, and it literally looked like a baseball had gotten under my skin. (huge bruise) I still have a big bump there today from the scar tissue.

I also broke my wrist, and the doctor had to take my arm and bend the bone back into the skin and then twist it into position. That was the worst pain I've had. I actually kicked a hole into the medical table I was sitting on at the time, because of the pain. All of you that have had a broken bone can relate.

 

yep...i can relate. i have broken numerous bones....set a few of them myself.

and lemme tell ya about pain.......when i had my myelogram last year........damn 4 inch needle going straight up my spine.....and the dr. didnt hit the right spot on the first 5 trys. now thats pain. i bent the end of the table i was laying on.

 

I've heard about those needles they stick up your spine... I hope I never have to have that done!

 

yep............hope you never have too........its very unpleasant to say the least.

 

I think a famous comedian said that giving birth is like taking your bottom lip and pulling it over your head lol. Having said that, I think that a kidney stone the size of a popcorn kerrnel would be pretty fuckin close!!...But women get pain meds so i don't get the argument with women!!!! Is someone gonna give me a epidural the next time I get kicked in the balls or pass a kidney stone??? Probably not so therefore...WE WIN lol!!

 

I don't know, but reading this thread has made my pod shrink, AND I need a drink.

 

I hate when this argument begins with girls, especially in a group of girls cause then it sparks a huge shit fest attacking every guy within sight about how they don't know what its like bleeding every month blah blah blah....

Bottom line is, i don't wanna hear it...again.

I agree, its all gotta suck something fierce, but i understand that and theres no need to continue discussing it when someone agrees with you.

 

Thanks man.

I'm sorry to hear that! When did you have to have it done? Early or later in life?

 

last year........as a test before my neck surgery. it was a beeotch.

 

I'll second that, most people just believe that stereotype. Plenty of things are more painful than childbirth.