the beer/bacon thread of awesomness

Knowing several people who've done the blazing wing challenge, how was it coming out the other end? Had a roommate who we made fun of for a while for his second round with the wings... Haha
The ghost pepper isn't even the hottest anymore. Some pepper that if you use supposedly you have to wear a chemical suit

 

Hahahaha. New meaning to "explosive" diarrhea...
Perhaps a suit with a little hole or flap?

 

Screw ice cubes... Install a fire extinguisher aimed at your butt!

 

I mean, it wasn't fun by any means. I had drank about a gallon or 2 of milk and a full bottle of tums by that point. It was terrible and I now know how I would torture terrorists if given the chance. For now, I only use hot sauce as an enhancer. On the other hand, if anyone wants to send me a challenge per se, I will try it on video and post it here...

 

My brother did the cinnamon challenge, dumb. Easy to beat if you can hold your breath for any decent amount of time.

 

I mean, a beer battered pepper wrapped in bacon sounds right up my alley.

 

Oh man....gotta have that

 

Looks like my shelf. My family and friends always give me shit. I actually plan my meals around what hot sauce (tabasco, sriracha etc.) I wanna eat. And..................I swear to God I have a metric shit ton of people that will vouch for me...I can sit down and eat hot sauce! By the bottle......like drinking a beer.......just pick it up.....and gulp!!

I can't get enough.



Edit: EXCEPT for Dave's insanity sauce....that shit'll kill ya!

 

Damn...I keep reading each post and commenting before going thru rest of thread but ^^^^^This....thanks to my gramps I was eating whole jars of Jalapenos and drinking the juice at age 5. (And YES....my gut and asshole are just fine to this day)!!!!!

 

I just had these the other night

Fresh Jalapeno Poppers$10.95 Fresh jalapenos, stuffed with cream cheese, wrapped with bacon, served with honey-chili sauce

http://www.wildduckcafe.net/menu.html

 

More food pr0n I just dug up. This fatty was made with sauteed onions and green peppers mixed with cheddar cheese. Didn't do the bacon weave, took the lazy route and just wrapped it around. Then a dusting of pork rub to finish it off. Of course I had to throw in some atomic buffalo turds. When these are done I usually drizzle them with a raspberry jam and bbq sauce mixture.

 

^^^Damn


we made a nice little Tailgate food one time...

(have lots-o beer on hand, this takes awhile)
Wrap 100 little smokies with bacon....then take a piece of cheese and wrap around bacon wrapped smoky...then wrap Pillsbury croissant dough around that and bake......yeah....YUMM!

 

Sounds great! I need to give that a go

 

They went so fuckin quick....people NOMMED!!!!!!! Me and my gal looked at each other and said "WTF, did you get some"? There amazing










OF COURSE ADD JALAPENOS!!!!!



Without the crescent dough works too
Brush with honey and hot sauce or Sweet baby Rays....So badass!!

 

^^

That is always the way it is. You and the lady put in all the work and then everyone scarfs them down before you can get to them

 

It was insane....we were gonna make more but the damn game was on so we said fuckit! We'll make more when everyone leaves.

 

Naw, just sit in a cold, swift creek until the 2nd round is passes...

 

Im a criminal and I am going truck shopping tonight, thank you for all of the hiding location tips.

Tacodelplaya locked his keys in his camper shell the other day and I had to go rescue him. He then bought one of those magnetized key holders. I told him that thing would fly off the first speedbump he hit.

 

So, I submitted a request to change the title to a MOD. Still nada. Will keep trying.

 

Also, just finished a few tasty brews for the evening...