Florida B.S. Thread

God bless em

 

The best quotes ever came from this movie...freakin awesome dude. You disgusting fat body...Did your mother have any kids that lived...holy crap that movie cracks me up dude..

 

^^^^ This is true, ' , Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! NOW! MOVE IT! Or I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO .......................... . Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? ............................................ , Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging ol' Mary-Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties are over! You're married to this piece. This weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful. Port, hu.. ..
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Who's your squad leader, scumbag?
Private Joker: Sir, the squad leader is Private Snowball, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Snowball!
Private Snowball: Sir, Private Snowball reporting as ordered, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Snowball, you're fired. Private Joker's promoted to squad leader.
Private Snowball: Sir, aye-aye, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Disappear, scumbag!
Private Snowball: Sir, aye-aye, sir!

 

Nice I like

 

pretty sure she wasn't even interested in your truck

 

You left out a part

 

Thats one of the best movies ever!!

Thats right! Hahaha

Yeah, after I pulled away I was thinking damn why didnt I say this or that. She left it open for some pretty good come back remarks.

 

Looks good man!

 

Im going to have to call it a 3 way toss up for RVN movies.....Full Metal Jacket,,,,,,, Platoon
And for the great river boat shot's .

 

^ I love the smell of napalm in the morning, smells like.....victory

 

OH WELL ,,BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD ,,http://www.autoblog.com/photos/2016-...photo-2817522/

 

Holy crap thing burnt right to the ground

 

A brand new, super duty that would fit in a wheelbarrow..

 

Ocd is kicking in telling me to remove the fox sticker and do it in Orange too

 

Looks great...
Got me a set of matte blacks made
Hehehe

 

A slow start

 

Do you even locker bro?

 

I don't kiss and tell

 

did you relocate the abs module to use that bracket or did you remove it altogether?