Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I hold my finger up to say I'm sorry.

 

I laugh when peoplegive me the finger. Seems to ppuss them off more

 

i just drive too slow for people to cut me off.

 

Correct response is to blow kisses.

 

Hahahahaha. That's what I do. I love the reaction on someone's face when I do that.

 

I find when I drive slower, cars cut in front of me without blinkers. And then of course slow down so that they can hop to the other lane.

 

usually when they change lanes in front of me, they are going fast enough to not affect me. don't really have an issue with slower cars getting in front of me.

 

That's because they are still faster than you lol

 

If I ever went the speed limit thats what i'd do.. :]

 

You can barely hit the speed limit. You're as aerodynamic as a barn door.

 

precisely

 

Hard to turn those 35's?

 

sucks stopping to fill up so frequently. cut 10 mph off my speed on the highway to bring me back down to the speed limit, and i can drive an extra half hour+ per tank

 

You won't last long on my wall!! Within seconds, you would be flat as a paper with your guts splatter everywhere

 

Aren't your rpm really low at 55 or 60?

 

This is why I'm glad my apartment is 3 miles from work and 3 miles from campus

 

1.5 miles from the office here, and 3-4 miles to work in MD

 

extremely. right at 2000 rpm with a speedo reading of 70, which is actually 78mph. at 55-60, i'm a good bit below 2000 rpm.

 

Didn't realize your office was so close