Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

They all say that

 

Is there a park?

 

My questions is.... Why the fuck did you put out the fire? All your problems would have been solved.

 

I think we just need to give Dennis' truck a good send off. I'm thinking Viking funeral at SLP. Make a raft that can support it, turn on the radio, and push it out into the Gulf. I'm sure it'll look amazing as it floats off ablaze into the sunset as Frank Sinatra - My Way plays on the stereo.

 

Now he gets it!!!

Stalker it was haha

 

my dream? got to the dike, almost caught a fish, caught a Tacoma! I am going to give this "meet" thing one more chance, 1st time theft 2nd time fire. yall gonna make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here.

 

not a problem sir!

 

Lmao! That's what I told jack

 

Because he wants to part it out and get more money.

 

More money for MOAB? Good thinking!

 

Sorry about your truck Dennis. Now only one question. All white jeep scrambler or all white tundra??

 

#MOAB

 

Yup, Crosby is called down south. And Huntsville has general sams and texas off road ranch. They are all trails, if it rains then it's mostly mud pits

 

20.7 mpg outta this truck. my old one never saw anything close to that

 

Low key.... Lol

That drive home was far from low key.

 

#rekt

 

Where is this?

 

Lucky bastard driving like a grandma I never saw that in the last truck or this one.

 

alto