New England B.S. Thread

I have got to try some of their stuff.

 

Good morning all. Had a great day yesterday with my girls. We started at scusset beach and walking the canal. Then we headed up 3A to white horse beach and the Plymouth waterfront. Did more walking and ended up at the cabby shack. To end the day we went out onto long beach to watch the sunset

 

Yeah, take it easy on us midgets.

Where I spent my Sunday afternoon:

 

You're a midget?? No wonder those sunflowers looked so tall!

 

Yeah, I'm a mere 5 feet, 7 inches tall.
Of course, the tallest of those sunflowers is around 12 feet, so...

 

Maybe someone from Kiss will let you borrow their boots.

 

Awwwww you're on my level! So adorable :3

 

Shrug. Not too worried about it. I figure that due to the weight of my enormous manhood 5'7 was as high as my skeletal structure could manage to struggle against the pull of Earth's gravity.

Yeah, but you're like, 1.5 of me...

 

this response has been approved by the rest of us in the 5' 7" and under crew..

 

Ouch Noel... Ouch

 

You are a male and called me adorable. You deserved it.

 

Touché babe

 

Shouldn't you be out running, infant?
You don't want to be easier to jump over than to walk around.

 

Lol I've been doing yard work non stop today! Moved a truckload of loam and spread it around the yard, reorganized the shed, got some weeding and mowing done. I haven't sat down all day

 

There there, it's ok. You've been a good boy!

 

Lmfao all of you guys suck haha

 

You all shouldn't make fun of Alex

 

You might make him upset

 

Don't worry Alex I got your back