30 and younger thread

So the Marine Base cops are kinda dicks. I was leaving the base earlier today and they stopped me (which they never do) and asked for my ID. They took it into their security bungalow, set it on a counter, let six other vehicles in, gave me my ID back and let me go. This has never happened before. WTF?

 

Oh, dislocated my left index finger yesterday too. It's stiff and sore as hell today haha

 

MPs are always dicks, don't you know this? lol you should have seen the cluster a few years ago at our base when some 'tard left the tailgate down on a Humvee and a whole case of ARs fell out of the back into the road (like 15 of them) and someone took them all.

Of course the person dumped them at our stable where my horse was at a few days later.

 

I think my primary care doctor just high tailed it out of the area

 

I wonder why.....he was always booked out for months.

He was also the narc master lol

 

Therein lies your answer, perchance.

 

ho
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fu
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shit

weapon inventory integrity is higher than high priority. someone lost their job

we had someone drop a tiny ass retention pin while we were doing weapons maint once
the entire battalion had to crawl and look for it for three hours


cant imagine the NCO reaming that someone got for losing a whole rack of rifles hahaha

 

and then Lauren somehow got a brand new AR

 

GUYS I TRIED ALCOHOL. IT IS FUN. STILL TRYING IT NOW

 

Or at least that's the story that Lauren's family agreed to stick with to the death when the Army found a bunch of stolen AR's in their stable.

 

Haha they dumped them right behind out trailers and of course my dad rolled up, was president of the stables at the time, and they were like "what are you doing here!?" And he responded "excuse me? What are YOU doing here?" they were being buttholes and wouldn't let us in but we had to feed the horses so he just drove through their barricade anyway haha

 

People are worthless. Roommate has money owed to us for bills and tells us he is moving out and he used that money for a deposit elsewhere. Well i changed the locks and he can get his shit when he pays us

 

I had a roommate when i lived in AZ who lost his job and had his parents covering his bills until he found work. All his bills except rent and utilities... then he moved to CA to look for work. Fast forward a few years; I'm at a bar with some friends on a weeknight and who do I see? That's right, my old roommate. I confronted him outside when he went out for a smoke (that's when I saw that he had lifted his truck and got wheels/tires since moving) and said I want my money. He said to go fuck myself. I fucked his face with my foot. And got my money.

 

I literally just lol'd

 

That's the way it should be.

 

The little bitches who used to get beat up (a lot of whom rightfully needed it) are now in charge and things just don't work like the should (like they used to).

 

wat

 

One of the reasons I don't want to live with somebody haha

Really the only reason I'm not moving in with my buddy is because I don't want to deal with his gf...

 

Use that big brain of yours Cody

 

I'm on the same page. I just wanna move into a place by myself cause I don't want to deal with parties, annoying girlfriends and shit haha