Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I'll take the coma, we'll see how long before I get to pull the plug

 

Dennis, I put the leftover doughnuts from last Thursday in the fridge when I left for the day. I figured someone would pull them out the next day, but no one did.

Someone pulled them out yesterday and set them on the counter. They were gone by lunch.

 

Last night was the first time I put my foot down to pass someone since putting the 35's on. Damn, the engine starting growling but the truck didn't do shit. REALLY need gears...

 

I'm definitely not in your boat... I couldn't even imagine.

I normally drive like a grandma so I hadn't really noticed too much of a difference until yesterday.

 

They guys I gave the boudin kolaches to yesterday asked when I was going back haha

That's an expensive Job, it's sad but it's probably doomed

 

pulling the trailer 1500 miles next week should be interesting for that very reason. haven't pulled it ont he highway wince i've had the 35s.

 

I dont even eat day old donuts. Fuck week old lol

 

Good thing most of Texas is flat lol

 

bad thing i'm only in texas for 5 hours of the 22

 

kinda what I was thinking.. lol
musta been damn good.

 

I can imagine you gas bill now lol

 

It'll be like this

 

Or some hungry ass people lol

 

already got paid for the milage i'll be driving. $0.60 a mile, plus an extra $0.12 a mile since i'm pulling the a trailer. multiply that by 1500 miles, and my gas+wear and tear on the truck is more than covered.

plus they cover all of my food/living expenses for the 3 day drive

 

Apparently you don't understand workplace breakroom rules. ANYTHING that is left out on the counter will be consumed. It can have green fuzz on it, or be otherwise unidentifiable, and yet still be consumed by someone.

 

Nice! Wear and tear sounds like new gears

 

Never had a job with a break room before, so i would never know the rules