The “My Back Hurts” Thread

Hold on, i'll make it better

 

LOLLLOOLOLOL I DO ANYWAY HAHAHHAHA SUCK IT BITCH

 

No its different. I can control my drifting. With the Truetrac, once i get out of the petal it lines right back up. And I have 4 wheels with like 44 x whatver inches of contact surface, not like 2"s doing a bajillion mph

 

Check it now Sam

 

It gets cut off, it's too long

 

Is it bad to slide it when the ABS system is clicking real bad? I turn traction control off but idk the ABS sucks. I need a kill switch haha

 

I was reading y'all's bullshitting while she was trying to tell me out plans for tomorrow and she got pissed and asked what she said. I told her that I couldn't remember. She rolled over dramatically and told me she ought to make me sleep on the couch. I told her that we're in my room on my bed and she can sleep on the couch just being a smartass. Bitch got up and threw my pillow and my chillow out the door and told me I'm lucky to even get the couch and she should make me sleep in the bathtub. So here I am. On my couch. Alone. Still not remembering a word she said.

 

That's when you dramatically stare in her eyes and say "babe, you're so beautiful I can't concentrate on your words." And then lean in for the kiss. If you're lucky, you make babies. Then go back to TW later.

 

When it makes those noises, its working.

Here is a thought:
Don't use the brakes?!!

Drifting is easier in an LSD truck where as you 09+ guys have that traction control and fake LSD SHIT....

 

It's chill, but it gets cut off. And I'm on a full size desktop computer

 

Fuck it i'll delete it.

 

One last time, can you see it?

 

I can see it. Ill laugh at you Sam

 

Lol if only that woulda worked. It probably piss her off more. Like always I'll be woken up in a couple hours crying asking me if I'll come back in bed. It's not my first rodeo. Shoulda seen when I bought my bumper though. That was a long sexless couple weeks

 

My sig actually happened haha. Although I'm pretty sure Sam has said multiple times that he like men

 

Hey think on the bright side you still can read our bs! I think Sam's plan would work for next time! Hahah but yeah girls are picky for stupid things like that.

 

I will fucking go back in our FB convo to find how many times you said you like guys haha. Jon and Matt back me up on this one hahaha