Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Just claim you're an illegal... BOOOM! In-state tuition FTMFW, yo!

 

Nope, can't get a ticket for driving to slow lol

 

Ain't that a little far from uh? Plus i think you need to have some mail going over there to prove residents yes?

 

No just has to be in Texas. and there is a whole list of things. I was hoping I could just get a Texas DL and call it a day but they have a whole application. Never had to do that here just had to put my house address

 

We are closer to the border of Mexico than you are

 

lol we have plenty of border jumpers up here. More than you would imagine in the middle of nowhere, PA

 

That's because we sell them to people in your town

 

Who needs some spare cash?

https://houston.craigslist.org/wan/4630351946.html

 

Dennis, buy this



In action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brlm2qP5b0w

 

I don't know why they have such a fuel rich tune in it though.

 

can't put my finger on it, but for some reason, i really like his rear cage/rack and the spare tire angle

 

because brodozer

 

It's all about rollin dat coal.

 

There is this wild animal called a redneck lol from an engineering stand point I see the best fix to add a larger turbo or two

 

Just to roll coal!!!!


And is this your post????

 

That's when you, as a guy, sell him "used" ones, then, since yall are so fond of it, send him a dick pic after making some money.

 

Guys wanna see a dead body?? lol. Hey Blake, could I pay you to have someone disappear in that thing?

 

Yup this...this is why I haven't gotten my company to pay for it. Plus MBA isnt useful internally. Only if I change companies and that would be hard with a 5yr commitment.

 

Sup tacos

 

Thought you likes kings?

I want the horn

What's the taco lug pattern. 6x? I should probably look into that next time I buy wheels

Your doing it wrong