AZ BS Thread 2.0

Tonight I was driving my dads little 5 lug around and me and my friend got bored enough to try to get pulled over lol. Tempe had unreal amounts of police out. We pulled the connection to one of the headlights and a motorcycle cop literally flipped a bitch within 10 minutes, and I had to do the sobriety test. I almost started busting out laughing. We plugged it back in and he saw us again and just stared us down haha

 

Way too early to wake up for work.....

 

That's funny but dumb all at the same time...

 

Why the hell does no body believe me..

 

Because we have all been your age and you go to DV we know everything haha

 

I could comfortably take a piss test right now

 

So what your saying is that you have a good bag of fake pee

 

I think you need a hobby

 

If you mess with the police your gonna have a bad time trust me.

 

look it's not a big deal man,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ittl0-NoFrQ

 

What about a hair follicle test?

 

You only get so many "Get out of Jail Free" cards.... you just wasted one!

Not to mention wasting the cops time when he could have been eating donuts, or pulling over a real DUI.

Go slam your head into a wall 20 times and help an old lady across the street.

 

What's the time on those again? Like 6 months?

 

Guess again...

 

If it's over 2 years I'm screwed.. Under 2 years and I'm all good

 

let me know how that turns out. i'm pretty sure with 99.9% certainty i know which way.

 

I consider myself very lucky here cause I'm with a woman that is totally supportive of my addiction to my truck and the direction I'm taking it. She just sent me video of an expo trailer that she loves!

 

Typically its 3 months. Most companies will not pay the extreme amount to test further than 3 months. However, they can adjust those tests and go pretty far back if they want to pay out the ass for it. GM does hair testing and my wife had to go through it. We talked to the testing company as she had to go in twice because they fucked up the first test. Their labs only test for 3 months.

If you have been clean for 6 months you will pass the standard hair test.