60+ year old thread.

Laugh for the day...
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. ​

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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates​

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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. ​

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The great question, which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" ​

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. ​

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Sigmund Freud​

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'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Red Skelton​

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'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.' ​

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Sam Kinison​

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'I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' ​

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James Holt McGavra​

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Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming.
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. ​

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Patrick Murray​

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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.... ​

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You know what I did before I married?
Anything I wanted to. ​

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.
Then we met. ​

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Henny Youngman​

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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. ​

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Rodney Dangerfield​

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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.' ​

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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy : 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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Good thing he had the gun.

That's why I'm having the MRI...

x3

 

Evening all:
All true Ken!!!!

Too bad the guy couldn't shoot a little straighter, maby like two head shots.

Watch it on the title; some will consider themselves as a cool old dude at 45.

 

Morning All...TGIF...3 day holiday weekend so be careful out there driving or traveling. Enjoy the weekend...

 

Woot Woot!!




Volunteering at a 5K race tomorrow morning then to a crab feast in Delaware.

Broke down and bought a Brad nailer this week. Do not know why I waited so long to buy one. The unit will also power a finish nailer and inflate tires. Not bad for a 1 gallon unit. It is small, light and easy to move around for the small jobs.

 

Morning Cool Old Dudes and Susan.

Sounds like a nice unit there Tom.

Have a great and safe weekend all.

 

Sweet! The more tools the better.

 

Nice buy Tom, well worth the money in labor savings...enjoy the race and crab fest.

 

Looks like you had a great day. That 442 is to die for.

 

Morning All...all I have to say is WOW for the pics of the street rods (especially the scooter) Chas. Glad you and the band had a good day and the hacking wasn't a day ruiner for you...take care and post some more pics when you get a chance...

 

Nice pics Charlie, TY for sharing. Glad to see you are getting around better as the days go on.

Two issues ago of Autoweek, the entire issue was devoted to purchasing and restoring collectable cars from our youth. The issue was from the 10,000 foot level and not the real nitty gritty. It did give some sound advice on purchasing affordable cars. A 442 is not an affordable car for a lot of us.

 

Mornin' Cool Old Dudes and Susan.

Sounds like a great day Charlie. I'm glad you're playing more.

Awesome pics! Thank you for sharing them.

Exactly what I was thinking.

F#*k. (Sorry Susan)

 

Worth every penny of it, but I'll just have to admire it. It's all I could do to get my Tacoma.

 

You and me both brother, you and me both.

 

Afternoon all:
Nice pics. Capt!
I'll take the Max Wedge!

Yea; hope it isn't true about our southern border. That problem has been going on for way too long They put tons of Border Patrol up at Jackman Maine, but have a porous border down there.
What good does it do to try to seal all the doors except for one, which has been left wide open?

We don't need any more radical jihadi, there are enough here already.

 

Morning everyone...weather doesn't look good for the rest of the weekend...at least it's a 3 day weekend...hope you'all have a safe one and enjoy...

 

Hot here... Just after 11 and already 86* Even the dogs don't wanna stay outside. Not sure I'm gonna get anything done outside

paint booth fumes or exhaust fumes... hmmm seems to me I remember someone saying his doc said to stay away from fumes.....

Get some rest and fresh air.

 

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Good morning Cool Old Dudes and Susan.
I'm up early with hunt anticipation. We leave for Chicken this morning. Should try for a couple more hrs sleep, but doubt it happens.