New England B.S. Thread

don't feel bad they don't know how to properly install registration stickers

 

Thats awesome

 

If I was them, I'd mock you too.

If I lived in your state I'd put both of the registration stickers in the upper left hand corner so that my license plate said I was from 'assachusetts' because I have the maturity level of a 12 year old.

 

That shit irks me lol

Not for me. Unemployed.

Damn that's a good idea, Noel! Who knew sheep fuckers from your state had the brain power and maturity of 12 year olds!

You get a gold star because you're a special little guy, yes you are!

 

Morning all. A Damn tractor (without trailer) was leaking diesel in front of me this morning and got the shit all over my truck. That going to mess up my pristine paint?

 

Google would probably tell you

 

But I'd rather bitch about it on a public forum, you know...

 

According to the internet's yes, it is corrosive. See how much more work you made me do though. I had to go in and do 2 seconds of searching combined with the 4 seconds it took me to post the initial question. That's 2 extra seconds I wasted having to search for myself...

 

Depends on what it was actually leaking. If it's oil or diesel, then no but wash it off soon and get some wax on the truck. Diesel will strip the wax from the truck.

 

It was diesel, smelled like it. And was clearish but still greasy when the wipers hit it.

 

If you're really anal about your paint, wash it with a light Dawn soap solution and then do a full detail ending with a good coat of wax or sealant. Dawn will act as a light duty degreaser and get all that crap off your truck but will completely strip off any wax along with it so you need to follow up with some protection.

 

Not sure my truck had much wax left anyways. I haven't ever waved it since I've had it

 

You haven't waxed it since you've owned it and you're worried about a little road spray?

 

No, but it was more than spray. I could see the leak on his passenger side tank. Just don't want it to take the paint completely off. I'll run it through the car wash at lunch time

 

Yes, a feline bath should take care of all your woes.

 

Damn you autocorrect

 

I know it's so inconvenient!

 

Not sure about the sheep shaggers, but my IQ's 142 (probably higher than it was when I was twelve). Maturity level is probably closer to a 26, if measured on the same scale.
I should go into army intelligence!

Adrian Cronauer: [impersonating an Intelligence Officer] We've realized that we're having a very difficult time finding the enemy. It isn't easy to find a Vietnamese man named "Charlie." They're all named Nguyen, or Tran, or...
Adrian Cronauer: [as himself] Well, how are you going about it?
Adrian Cronauer: [as Intel Officer] Well, we walk up to someone and say, 'Are you the enemy? And, if they say yes, then we shoot them."

Mrow.
That's the one with the pink mat that scrubs down the side of the truck over and over, right? And it spends a lot of time on the undercarriage while you're trying to read a book?

 

Went to the Litchfield fair this weekend and watched the truck pulls for a while. There was a guy with a brandy-new Dodge 2500 (Cummins) with Duratracs that did a full pull in the 3/4 ton, so they let him compete in the 1 ton class and he did another full pull, so they let him compete with the modifieds (full lockers, weights, etc) and he placed 3rd.
Crazy thing was that the Duratracs were the only mods I could spot. Sounded like stock exhaust, and it didn't look like he had a power chip or anything (no black cloud). That 6.7 is a torque monster.
I was impressed.

I also got to see a Duramax shit a rod, an older Chevy 2500 ripped his hitch right out of the frame (rust), and numerous driveshaft failures. Plus there was a guy with a Powerstroke who didn't have enough sense to get off the throttle when the rear axle started dancing and grenaded something in his pumpkin.

 

not going to lie I despise dodge, but even I would have gave credit for that