Shopping with the wife might sound like a good idea........BUT......

My wife likes to come home with shit she will wear once, maybe. And candles and other garbage from Bed Bath and Beyond. Before I even say anything she says, "I saved $50." She thinks that justifies it. I tell her, "Yeah but you had to spend $200 to get $50 off. So really you spent $150 more than you should have."

Women logic.

 

The place is called "Under the table".........what's under the table

 

F that.

We buy Fiestaware. If you're familiar. Good thing about that shit is, its made in West Virgina. We drive down to the warehouse once in a while and they sell the stuff that's not perfect for cheap!

 

In your wifes defense.... Look at the bs we buy for our trucks. Mine has never said a word about it. If they wanna buy something that seems silly to us, let them, just remember the 800 bumper you just bought.

 

A few $100 perms adds up.

 

Women would buy a water buffalo for $4000 if you told them it was originally $5000 and they would think of it as saving (earning) $1000.


Nevermind you didn't need a water buffalo.


They also assign value according to price, so if you ever want to get rich make something, market it to women, and charge 10 times too much for it.



gotta run, here she comes

 

http://www.surlatable.com/product/PRO-1650563/Fortessa+Dragonfly+Flatware+Set
This stunning flatware set is designed to mimic the slender lines and graceful curves of a dragonfly in flight . Small and delicate, yet sturdy enough for everyday use, this modern-minded flatware turns every meal into an occasion. Five-piece set includes salad and dinner forks, large and small spoons, and a butter knife.


Designed to mimic the slender lines and graceful curves of a dragonfly in flight. Come on you eat with them. What is is up the spoons. Thank god my wife would asy fuck that right along with me. But she has that closet full of stuff she has put on once ugh

 

problem #1- shopping with the wife is never a good idea!

 

I was wondering when you would make a thread about this.....

 

Sounds like my wife and calphalon shit and kitchen aid . crazy. And our flatware was crazy also.

 

A fork is a fork is a fork. Waste of hard earned cash.

 

From my woman point of view, bumper > fancy plates. Fancy plates will not help you plow over crazy people


But I'm weird and find thing like jewelry, tons of shoes, perfume, expensive weddings, yada yada, a waste of money.


And I hate sporks. I can never get all the mashed potatoes out of a bowl

 

I always figured it was cheaper to just go to work. I come home a couple hundred ahead and the most I can spend there is 20 bucks for lunch.