AZ BS Thread 2.0

Are you going Frontier next? Or perhaps a Raptor?

 

What is the most business-professional way to tell someone that they smell like total hell and they need to take a bath?

 

"Did you roll around in all the shit that has been coming out of your mouth lately, because you smell terrible"

 

If I didn't have to work with this guy that would be pretty accurate. But I have to work with him, in a lab and its stuffy in here. He smells so fucking horrible I have to get up and get fresh air or I might throw up.

 

Oops I accidentally just smashed a bottle of cologne on the floor. You're welcome america

 

Hell no on the frontier I just like the fact that the nissan parts are interchangable like that and it makes them cheap. I would buy a raptor haha but will it be my next truck no. I will be keeping the tacoma and buying a tow rig as my next vehicle maybe a tundra or diesel(not chevy).

 

The only diesel I would get is the 7.3 ford. But that's me. Haha. I don't know a while bunch about the new trucks.

 

So I take it you are going the way of Cliff? Full race truck and tow rig $$$$$$$$
Good luck with all of that!!

 

Well my dad has a 2012 duramax and it is a giant piece of shit it is constantly breaking down. I wouldnt want a new diesel it would be an older one like the 5.9 dodge or 7.3 ford

 

Maybe some day who knows if I have the money to do it why not after all im a spoiled rich kid

 

Not me. I'd rather have a race bike then a race truck. I'm a fan of friction.

I do have a UTV Teryx and it's a lot of fun! Though maintaining it gets annoying.

 

FTFY....

I believe this is what you were trying to say Jaime. What do I know cause I'm just house poor, fat and happy. My taco is on the 10 year project plan.

 

Jealous?

 

For some reason you people think Im spoiled and mommy and daddy pay for everything... Yeah sure they did when I was in high school but that ship sailed quickly when my parents got a divorce because my dad is an abusive asshole and likes to hit women... I payed for most of my college with scholarships and grants my job payed for the rest because it benefits them. I payed for both trucks I have had since I have been on here. About 2 years ago I got hit and almost killed by a drunk driver so geico gave me a settlement and I live with back neck and shoulder pain every day from it.(I also set off metal detectors too which is kind of fun because I like to mess with security guards) My job pays me well..very well for my age and I dont have many expenses because my mother asked me to move back in with her since my dad moved literally 10 houses down from her and he does not listen to restraining orders. So what I do with my money is none of your damn business and I will do with it what I want. Im not going to explain this to anyone anymore after this and if you want to be jealous thats all on you.

 

Let HR know and let them deal with the uncomfortable situation... or worse bring up the question to your boss on how to deal with this.. then it's his/her problem.

Or just plane over the top ask him WTF? "Did you mom not stop by to do your laundry and make your bathed last night?" or "Are you living out of your car, and need some wet wipes for a portable shower?"

Or just fight fire with fire, and start eating things to upset your stomach and gas him out...

Seriously that sucks and is such a hard situation to discuss!

 

What do you mean "you people"

Cause I'm black or what?

 

Thats an ASU education for you haha it has been a long day

edit: and I have been spending my nights at the hospital all week. one of my uncles had 3 heart attacks over the weekend and had quadruple(i dont think thats spelled correctly) bypass and it didnt go well has 40 percent strenth in heart and less than 20 in kidnees

 

I think I'll go to HR. I only see my boss 10 times a year if that.

See I can't ask him about his BO. I work in what my company calls "Development Land". So this dev is from another country, I'm sure you can guess which one. I don't think I could out gas this guy without dying and letting my corpse rot for about a month.

I had a co-worker come in and pick up some equipment. Smelly guy left to go to lunch and she said to me "I'm sorry if this is rude but how do you sit next to that guy all day?"

 

Still a student finishing it out I have a few credits left I can only do so many at a time I had to use that symbol since almost all of us were or are devils too

Yeah it sucks unfortunately it's not looking good he is only 53 and has had diabetes for a really long time. And he did not manage it very well and him and his wife decided they did not want to go to great lengths to keep him alive. And he doesnt want a funeral or anything if he passes so hes just being an asshole even though he has a few grand kids and a wife and 2 sons to live for. also money is not an object so its not like they dont have the money for his treatment hes being really selfish about it

 

Guess I'm an asshole. My will states to not have a funeral for me. Take what you can use from my body, burn the rest, throw ashes in the toilet and flush for all I care. I don't want people to have to wear suits, go out of their way, and cry over me when I'm gone. F that, I'm dead, enjoy the rest of your life while you can.

My lord once told me "Give your respects the the dead and be done with it so you can pay more attention to the living".