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i HATE first dates! i have only gone on one and it sucked. i tend to find a way to include them and hang out and get comfortable, then ask them out and take it from there. but the kind of date where you dont know each other and you just go out to dinner to get to know each other sucks! no advice here as far as thats concerned. wait till you or one of your friends has a party and then include her. that way you can get to know each other in a social setting and there is not as much pressure. plus she can see you "in your element" surrounded by friends and joking around and blah blah blah. much easier than sitting alone with her at a a returant, and probably more fun for both of you too.

 

i was actually gonna suggest put put, its a good easy relaxing way to hang out and be goofy and child like again. i've used that one multiple times

 

Just take her to bed. If she doesn't go, she's not worth your time.

 

Like "Pat's taco" said, take her to the strip joint and show her what $20 can buy ya! .

Problem solved.

 

seriously, have a good party at your place and invite her to come. if she declines goad her into it by saying she is afraid you'll outdrink her

 

Make sure she's crazy. That's the only way she'll be compatible because you are for asking this group for dating advice!

 

crazy! would a crazy person have a 7 step guide to the perfect date?!?!?

and here it is.....

1) talk about yourself constantly. Chicks spend all day with themselves and if they are anything like me then they get real tired of how they never shut up, they wanna hear all about you and you alone. feel free to brag alot, chicks dig that

2) dont be funny, girls hate a sense of humor. If they wanted funny they would date clowns (but as we know everyone hates clowns) Be very serious all the time and try to never smile, broads love that (they also love being called broads)

3) Fart at the dinner talbe. This sets the pace for your relationship. If you dont fart on the first date, she'll expect you not to fart around her ever. You let her know right off the bat that you have gas and will let it out whenever you deem necessary.

4) Make her pay for her half of dinner (this also sets the pace for the rest of the relationship)

5) Be upfront with her. let her know you expect to get some action for taking her out (there's no such thing as a free lunch sista!) Also let her know that you are lazy and expect her to do most of the work in the bedroom and that you will probably want a sandwhich afterwards.

6) Don't make eye contact, make boob contact. if you consistantly stare at her boobs it lets her know what you want without you even having to tell her. It's called body language, i learned that while getting my psych degree

7)Finally and most importantly.... For some reason, all of my dates try to "escape" at some point. I still havent figured out why.... but when she excuses herself to go to the bathroom, this is sometimes a trick so she can call a taxi. Whenever she "excuses" herself make sure you follow very close behind her so she knows your there... constantly watching her every move. Always try to position yourself between her and any possible point of exit, personally i try to keep my ladies in a corner. Also, when in the car, make sure the doors are locked so they don't jump out.

Now follow all of my rules and you should be set for your date, she wont be able to resist your charm... expecially if you force it on her

 

if iwere you i would just wait till you have a pool, that will be a big selling point! movies are really bad first date options, i highly recomend against them

 

hahaha dude thats awesome!!

 

If there is a comedy club around that is a great idea...gets you laughing and enjoying each other's company.

Sporting events are cool, find out what she likes...and do it. You'll have to find out some info later...have some suggestions like the baseball game, circus.

Concerts are great date ideas or even a bar with live music.. festival, fairs ,... all great ideas that you don't feel alone but are also having fun and letting them do their thing and you sorta follow the drift.

Good luck All she can say is "no" and then you are right back to where you started, if she says "yes" your giddy and ready to "pimp up" LOL just remember to have fun