New England B.S. Thread

X2.

Although I also was spending some time in the Funny pics and gifs threads. But the 'pew pew thread' is always fun to look at archives and drool.

 

I had to do actual work at work. Lame

 

I'm serious, she could not comprehend. Probably one of the funniest things that happened while working there.

 

I have to do actually work when I get out of work. Rachel's brakes went on me when I was driving Josh home last night. Coming up to the tolls on Mass Pike and all I hear was metal on metal. Funny no warning at all beforehand. Just glad I didn't really need to use them

 

That's scary

 

Yeah. Mostly happy that it didn't happen with her driving and the kids in the car. This will be my 3rd time changing the front brakes so 4th set. Car has 220K

 

Found a civic for sale with 1.2 million miles for $950 haha

 

Face is so itchy! It's driving me crazy today. Bah.
I hate this part of growing a beard.

 

That's what you get for shaving it off in the first place

 

Beards. Yuk

 

Shrug. I sweat a lot when I'm doing physical work. If I didn't go smooth-face during the summer my face would itch for most of the summer, instead of for just a week in the fall when I grow my winter face jacket.

Besides, my old fashioned safety razor is just too cool to not use it for at least a few months out of the year.

Funny, my girlfriend says that too.
Mostly just when I first grow it; after she gets used to it she only complains when it gets too long and gets in the way during a kiss. Then if she complains I tell her "now you know what it's like when I'm down there..." and then she hits me.

 

Someone say mustache ride?

 

WTF

Mine will come off when I turn into ashes.... And I live in Florida...

 

Dammit, beat me to it!

 

My mind is in the gutter today. Scratch that, every day

 

I just find them very uncomfortable. I hate shaving but I hate the itching and breaking out even more.

 

$12 Honest Amish Beard Balm Leave-in Conditioner - Made with only Natural and Organic Ingredients - 2 Ounce Tin

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B009NNFB0O/ref=sr_ph?ie=UTF8&qid=1412627110&sr=1&keywords=honest+amish

i use the Honest Amish it's soothing for the face and made my beard feel lighter and softer practically illuminating that beard itch

 

I refuse to shave up to twice a day ...........plus my scowl would then match my demeanor....

Mine has been off for weddings ( at co$t to certain parties ) and at my daughters bequest; she cried like hell thinking a stranger was in the house...

Then again,I have full beard back in under 72 hours..... just enough blood in my alcohol to keep a body good...

 

Technically it'd be a beard ride; the only time I've ever had a mustache was when I went as Magnum PI for halloween one year. However, Tom Selleck's was much more magnificent than mine.

Hm. I'll have to keep that stuff in mind. I do like a well-lit beard.

I typically just rub some aftershave into it in the morning and that takes care of the itch, but I was in a hurry this AM and forgot.