Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

Cause her jeep can't handle her weight now. Could be why it's so slow

 

laziness is not a diet.

 

Most people do weight reduction on Thier cars to make them faster. But Stalker going on a diet. Same same but different

 

Is this the true cause of the death wobble?

 

Im just trying to get my abs back..

 

Like a fat guy on a skinny horse with Knees shaking

 

... i assume y'all are joking..
seeing as I am NOT fat

 

I have 2 out of 8, think I'm good still those two are gone. Then I'll go back to working out lol

 

This might turn kase on. Seeing how he is with a fat chick now

 

I want 6 visible and a V and ill be happy

 

Just use spray tan and draw them on.

 

Does 2 moobs and a FUPA count?

 

Fuck abs, I've got a 4Runner and a fat walletfull of ones

 

With the right gold digger. You will have a thin wallet. If not no wallet

 

Chicken fried steak eating contest?? Who ever eats the least has to pay for both meals lol

 

I fuck with gold diggers. But they ain't someone i want to stay with.

 

Either one

 

Kellies is the shit. I used to eat at the one in TC/La Marque all the time.