2014 NCAA Football Thread

Yeah. I think wazzu upsets someone

 

Because they lost even with that 700+ yards passing.




The guy that shopped the Gurley story was, in fact, a Florida fan. He did it because Gurley signed some stuff for other people and the merchandise "lost a ton of value".

Best write up I've seen so far detailing the whole thing...

http://www.sbnation.com/college-foo...bryan-allen-todd-gurley-autographs-suspension

 

The pirate of the Palouse will prevail tonight.
And ou sucks.

 

You may think your rivalry is the best but you would be wrong.
http://youtu.be/MD3dqhPJoLk

 

Played y'all pretty close, best I recall?

 

Very

 

Florida State's sacred cow has to appear on student conduct violations from his rape case

 

'Twas the night before Hatemas and all through the land

All the Sooners were giddy for the big game at hand.

Their houses were parked by the truck stop with care

In hopes that Mack Brown would always be there.



The children were piled like dogs in the dirt

As young, little Cletus looked up sister’s skirt.

With Ma in her snuggie and I in my jorts,

We searched the whole trailer for more meth to snort.



Then there came such a noise that made my heart flutter,

And there stood a man who was not quite my color.

His muscles were big, his head bald and shiny,

And he said “Where that Stoops boy, I’ve come for his hiney.”



“You’re that new Texas coach-- I’ve heard about you,

Bob Stoops beat up Mac, he’ll beat your ass too.

They said you were big, but I thought you’d be bigger.

Get off of my porch. Get out of here [censored]!”



Strong reared back his hand and before I could run

He punched my last tooth till there was nothing but gum.

He got back on the bus and then drove away

Till he called forth his players the very next day.



“Now Shipley! Now Daje! Now Malcom one and two!

On Quandre! On Harris! And that goofy haired dude!”

(They had other players at the start of the fall,

But they liked to smoke dope and he suspended them all. )



Stoops saw Charlie’s eyes and he shuttered with fear

For he knew that the end of an era was near.

He looked to the north and started to run,

But Charlie stood in his way and said, “Let’s have some fun.”



Texas batted down balls and intercepted passes

As the crimson and cream left by the masses.

Their obese fans waddled and squeezed through the gate

As the proud Texas fans yelled, “Get out of my state!”



They presented the trophy and it raised such a cheer

That the orange faithful downed their last wax-cup beer.

Charlie wore the gold hat and said “This feels right,

Merry Hatemas to all, and to all Texas fight.”

 

Interesting read about the Tally PD from the NY Times

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/12/u...w-over-tallahassee-justice.html?referrer&_r=0

 

Holy hell, this had me in stitches! +1 to you when I get home

 

Waiting to see what the FSU fanboys have to say about this

 

They'll ignore it, or say because they will try to say it happens everywhere.

How long until the ncaa hits them for lack of institutional control for that report?

 

As an FSU fan I will go ahead and say what I have said before about Jameis. He's a good ball player and good leader when he wants to be. Off the field he's a dumbass.

 

What I'm seeing/hearing he "possibly" broke up to 4 school policies that could lead to nothing at all, or could be a suspension, or even expulsion. They'll have 1 independent person hear the case and decide if he should be punished.

 

Anybody wanna address the Todd Gurly thing? lol

 

Fuck Winston fuck girly all that matters is that ou sucks!

 

I've been addressing it over the last 2 days.

Winston might have somethin else to answer to, too.

http://www.azcentral.com/story/spor...gurley-linked-to-same-authenticator/17053107/

 

Fuck you Adrian Peterson you child abusing fuck. You grew up wanting to play for texas but you chose chokelahoma because you wanted to win championships. You got 1 td in the shoot out and never beat Texas in your 4 years. You oklahoma cock sucking fuck!