Houston area (along with DB's not from Houston) BS thread

I would but I'm bringing the kiddo so he can trick or treat with my cousins kid. And then I gotta wake up early to drive all the way back to Arlington work and then go back down to Houston and maybe spend the rest of the weekend there

 

Ill get the odor block

 

I'll have the kiddo so if we meet up for lunch or something it's gotta be semi kid friendly lol

 

woah woah, i cant stalk you if youre dead

 

Twin Peaks is kid friendly

 

But the food wasn't that great last I had it down by nasa

 

You don't go for the food.......

 

But I'm fat

 

Stay away from Dennis' donut shop then

 

Not that fat. But probably wouldn't have anyways even if I did want some

 

You could, it just wouldn't be a challenge

 

Hooters! Girls love kids

 

Strip club buffet?

 

I'm surprised no one has mentioned Bombshells.

 

The one off 45 and belt ain't open yet

 

Good thinking! Have the kid come back with std

 

But the one on 803 E NASA Rd 1 is.

 

Not going back through all that lol. Well made it to South Padre. Houston, San Antonio, to South Padre in under 24 hours... I was tired. So what I gathered from the couple pages is the joke between Stalker and Kase is because Stalker is too old and Kase is a Childmo?

Edit: Just started smoking my brisket for 9 hours.

 

Yes

 

i'm not THAT old...