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Sweet!

 

106" x 4" worn out is like a 10 year supply of field expedient 2000 grit knife honing paper.

 

"Country music" is one of the most used oxy moron.
by definition music
1.
vocal or instrumental sounds (or both) combined in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion.



Country implies a lack of beauty, harmony, and expression of emotion (unless drunk and insest have become an acceptable emotions)

 

Swing and a miss.

 

Wat?

 

I can vouch that country these days blows moby dick dick.
Unless you're playing George strait her panties ain't coming off.

 

Poor guy got rear ended by a van and knocked into wet concrete haha

 

This.

We can go back to being friends.

 

oxymorons. Rhetoric
1. a figure of speech by which a locution produces an incongruous, seemingly self-contradictory effect, as in “cruel kindness”

noun (pl) -mora (-ˈmɔːrə)
2. (rhetoric) an epigrammatic effect, by which contradictory terms are used in conjunction: living death, fiend angelical

 

I learned about oxymorons in grade school, but yours makes no sense.

 

I do have tattoos. Don't see the relevance to that subject.

 

Your truck is soaking in ebola in your sig, dude.

 

country=no music ergo country music is a contradiction of itself.


There was a med student who's midterms were coming up soon. She went down to the morgue to get some extra practice in, and when she arrived, she noticed one of the bodies was lying face down. when she pull the sheet back she saw that there was a cork inserted into the rectum of the corpse. upon removal, the student heard "On the road again" shocked she quickly shoved the cork back in, but then reasoned it must have been her imagination so again she pulls out the cork and again she hears "on the road again, just cant wait to get on the road again" she replaces the cork and goes to get her instructor. when they get back the instructor notices the body lying face down and the cork. the student say watch this, with great excitment. Again when the cork is removed "on the road again going places that i've never been" the instructor does not seem amused to the students suprise, and the student ask "is this not the most amazing thing u have ever seen?" the instructor replies "No, any butthole can sing country"

 

Hope they pull it out quick.

 

pretty true. Country sucks.

 

That's what she said!