My first new vehicle (Longest INTRO thread)

I was driving a rental, you moron.

But since you brought it up, it was a nice rental, a Highlander. They upgraded me cause they were out of what was reserved. Since I was driving at 11pm on roads I didn't know, it was handy to know how to work the cruise control Told the wife when I got home that we need to consider a Highlander when it comes time to replace her CRV.

 

do you think i care what you're driving? hell no! i'd just look for the goofy jackass with a big hat towing a horse behind his car, ambush him, and paint whatever he was driving (and the horse) the color of the state flag. daddy dont care! i'm crazy!

 

Good. I was safe then. I chose what to pack based upon trying to fit in. I was wearing overalls -- just overalls, no shirt, no shoes. Overalls only had one strap fastened. I had bright red bandana hanging out of my pocket, chewing on a piece of straw, three days beard growth, and toting a shotgun over my shoulder. You would have taken me for a local.

 

damn, i never would have been able to pick you out of a line up!

 

I was able to do a little reconnaissance

by the way, that's a fancy word that means I know all about the Carolina Alliance's troop movements (pooping at your desk) and stuff like that

 

damn it! he's onto us!

 

I'm a master of disguise. Looks like I could be making more regular business trips behind enemy lines. Watch out, I'll be painting a <hat off> Lone Star </hat off> on your truck!

 

and i'll be painting the middle finger on yours....

 

Cool. Then I could drive around behind you and my truck would be giving the bird to the turkey!

 

oh no, you're starting to sound like a canadian..... the ultimate insult to any American...

 

But as you're so fond of pointing out, I'm a Texan. Which comes first, the Texan-ness or the American-ness?

 

Americanexaness?

 

Now you're making no sense whatsoever. Why am I surprised?

 

i spent all weekend moving and now im in my new house! actually its not my house, my buddy just bought it but i'm living there!

 

That must be a really good buddy -- or else a total stranger who doesn't know you.

Moving sucks. Well, the act of moving does. Once it's complete though, it's cool.

 

He considers himself lucky to be my roommate. he's actually paying me to live with him

 

I love you.