JDMCQ's Garage

No Mall Krawlz here brother.

I thought I was doing something right. I was in a bar with some friends and in walks the wedding party, the ladies side at least. All were decked out with the tiaras and "flair". I think it was the bachelorette hoe down or something. This cute little brunette looks up at me (literally, like 4' tall) and says "I am getting married tomorrow." Now I have to admit I wasn't intoxicated just "feeling good". And in this state, my mouth is usually running at twice the speed of my brain. So I look down into her beautiful brown eyes and say with a straight face "I am sorry, my condolences." That is when her mouth dropped open and out came "You're a jerk".

 

Nothing! I was minding my own business, looking for a parking spot at the.....well.......Mall. Julie wanted me to get some things for her, SO....I see a spot open, And I pull into it. I had to turn around over a median, and drive over a planter that had only rocks in it (thats what we have...rocks), but whatever....I parked straight. So, I get out, Turn to walk into this store, and this gal rollers her window down and screams "Your a Mother Fucker!" at me. SO....I yell back "Thank You!" Smile and wave, and she speeds off. WTF? Is there some kind of "Code of Mall Parking Conduct" I broke?

soorry.

 

Thats what My Mom and Dad call me.

 

She already had one.

Hmmm..........I get that from my sister.

 

Well, Shit! I didnt see anyone near the spot, except a planter, and a few curbs......I Guess she needs to lear to drive her little SUV thing a little better. Maybe I'll go back down there, and give some Mall Crawling classes..

 

julie likes it. I think she has tried a few times in her Hinda.....Judging by the scrapes on her wheels....Cmack couldnt handle the "Chris4x4 Mall Crawling", though. But hes a Penguin.

 

Yo yo!