AZ BS Thread 2.0

I never drink soda, but now I'll have one a day, maybe 2.

I have a theory on why I gained more weight.

 

complex carbs from beer = muscle gains

 

Big maybe on Friday night Pat. Gotta get some things buttoned up on the truck from Glamis first.

 

Just let me know

 

I have been drinking a couple beers before I go on my runs lately.. not very long runs but I definitely feel those complex carbs doing work.
But I only do this to train for hockey since I always get drunk before I play

 

Is there any other way to play hockey?

 

Nope. not after you stop playing competitively. They call it beer league for a reason!

 

but I have to fix my brakes and get some new tires before I do any wheeling

Yeah thats not much

Me too! Well i drink before inlay any sports. I play so much better

 

Could be water weight. Alcohol dehydrates you. Now since you aren't drinking any/as much your body is keeping the water thinking you're going to drink soon. It should go away in a week or two when your body is 'sober'.

 

My body and sober have never meet before....

 

Whats sober? It sounds horrible! I hope I never meet them

 

Well there is your answer.

Ya know, it isn't as bad as you may think!

 

The exact reason I didn't tell him why he gained weight. A smart ass answer was to follow shortly lmao

 

You sound like the people that try to convince to have a kid saying its great. Then in the same breathe they yell at there child saying it will be the death of them. I will take my chances sir and keep drinking. Life is allot more fun on this side of the fence

 

It's not water weight. Trust me. I know why I gained weight after I thought about it. Just never put 2 and 2 together.

 

Ah you stopped masturbating so you have 8lbs of back up in you. Where is tiff at to help out

 

Ding Ding Ding!

 

8 pounds?!

You've got to be literally dragging balls everywhere now.