Things your pet has destroyed

What are some things your pets have ruined or destroyed over the years?

When I first moved into my house I spent the better part of a day going through the electrical panel and house figuring what circuit went where and wrote up a 2 page panel schedule. I had it out today since I've been remodeling a room. I left the schedule on my coffee table an forgot about it. My 1 year old dog got a hold of it and ate most of it. This is whats left. I guess I'll have to make another.

 

Outside of the ability to rent any kind of decent, reasonably priced apartment or home, nothing.

 

my insurability
my ability to live in a home that's not constantly coated with fur

honestly my current dog hasn't destroyed anything worth more than 10 bucks in the 3 years ive had her (starting at 9 weeks)
my dog growing up ate both of my fathers hearing aids. they were 1600 each

 

The carpet in the basement around the pool table and one ottoman. Oh and the ability to be intimate with the wife without first clearing the room of judging little eyes.

 

If you and your wife make the dog blush you're doing somethin' right.

 

Lila Bear gives me critiques and pointers

 

This is the culprit.

 

3 couches, 2 pillows, 3 metal cages, a couple books, their teeth in the process, a wooden statue of an elephant, one of a zebra, the container that holds their food, memory foam mattress, comforters, shoes, underwear, coffee table...... thats just off the top of my head

 

My dog hasnt destroyed much that i can remember, the one thing i do remember is rushing him to the 24 hour vet at 1am one time. I found him whining and his front half covered in blood. He got into the trash after sniffing out a empty hormel chili can, he cut his tongue on it then in the process of licking every drop of chili from thebottom of the can got the can stuck in his mouth with his tongue stuck in the can.

 

Such a purty dog. Therefore all damage is entirely excusable, right?

 

MY LIFE... HAHA JK

But seriously... like 10 dog beds and he always seems to chew perfect holes in my sweat shirts

 

Great looking dogs!!

I kid you not, the one that ate my panel schedule use to eat tons of wood. So much that when he pooped it looked exactly like fire starter logs, except in poop shape. Occasionally he would whine when pooping, I guess from splinters.

 

When we first got Merlin, our 3 y/o adopted black lab male, we put him to the test by leaving him and the others alone in the house for about a half hour. Came back to find him down on the bed digging a hole in the center trying to conceal a huge pile of shit right in the middle of the bed. He was literally in deep shit over that one! The old lady is in charge of discipline in the house and that dog got an education! She cleaned off the mattress good then we just flipped it over and kept on using it, the hole wasn't bad enough to really justify spending the money on a new one.

 

Our old dog (we don't have one right now) for some reason loved chewing the heads off my army guys. When both him and my Nonnie were alive, she would sit on the couch with him and then fall asleep. He would sneak his nose into her pockets and grab out the tissues and napkins she always had in there. He would then proceed to tear them to shreds.