2014 NCAA Football Thread

Actually tied with USC for that.

 

Your going to need it. You were craping your draws and drinking Ovaltine for most of it.

 

I'll just tuck this in here

 

What's Ovaltine?

 

Only one of those was in the last 30 years

 

He missed that memo.

 

I know, been a long time since a national championship too.

 

kids drink it instead of chocolate milk because it has added vitamins. Funny thing is ....I still add it to my protein powder.

 

A Christmas Story!!!!

It's good shit.

 

ovaltine
Narcotic to be used to subdue the will of children. Symptoms of Ovaltine poisoning:
A)Children travel in packs like wild predators, taking down their game (other children) by striking at the neck and back. Only the most vigorous of them is spared and brought as an offering to their parents house, where the other children are rewarded with a fresh suck at the Ovaltine teat.
B)Children chant mindlessly the mysterious phrase "MORE OVALTINE, PLEASE," over and over. (Short documentary footage of this phenomenom is played periodically on television and radio)
C)The stool of the Ovaltine addicted child is extremely hard and jagged, and can be harvested and used for deep sea drilling. Rachel Ray uses one to chop her veggies.

We took the kids up to see the folks, and turned off the interstate near Fairfield. As we drove down a residential street, dozens of children with glazed looks and bared teeth started to paw at the car, chanting, "More Ovaltine, Please!" over and over. I screamed, and my husband was forced to run a few down as he floored the gas pedal, and we got the hell out of there.

 

Urban Dictionary?

 

I love the place

 

Don't get trapped there!!! I was on there for a few damn days........damn the HOT KARL and Glass Bottom Boat!!! The TONY DANZA though.....that's a great party favor!!!

 

There's some hilarious stuff on that website

Also some shit that's scary as hell

 

YES!!!!

 

I feel like we should sing kumbayah or something with the SEC, ACC, and Pac 12 liking together in harmony

 

Let me grab another Ninkasi 9.1 beer real quick so I can blame that shit!!


Who knew Urban Dictionary could bring world peace

 

Maybe we should try that in congress. Maybe then I would actually be able to watch them

 

F that I just found this.. Let's put the best undefeated team at #3, and an SEC team at #1. No one will think we're biased!Long said FSU is penalized for their come from behind wins. Guess they should have just lost one of those. They'd be ranked higher. Wow worst selection yet they have 1 loss teams ahead of undefeated 26-0.!! Can we say someone has a love affair with the SEC.. At rate they will put a 2 loss SEC team ahead of an undefeated FSU.. It's ok FSU will just keep winning and "the committee " have to come up with new reason at the end of the season to have an all SEC final four.